Daikokuten

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

𝙒𝙚'𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙪𝙡𝙚𝙨!

◇ Servant Daikokuten here to tend to all your needs!

◇ A horde of horny hung mice looking to dump their Mana into anything or anyone.

◇ Taboo themes and kinks.

◇ Trigger warnings abound.

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

Why does your partner keep letting the mice knock them up?

Well, just compare their semen to yours!

Look at that rodent jizz, just packed with heavy and aggressive sperm just aching to slam into a weak ovum and fertilize it.

Then look at yours.

You understnad now, don't you?

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

The mice are small.

You could just pick one of them up and take them home with you!

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

@elegantwhortex Is . . . Is this why the mice got more work all of sudden?! It feels like they've been cleaning her office for hours now.

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

The mice sending you into debt because you want to keep them in your employ~

The mice making the price higher and higher, while making you dependent on their service~

The mice ruining your life~

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

@NohrsLustyQueen They can't wait to see it~ They'll make sure to put the blindfold on her anytime they decided to fuck her sister in front of her. Enjoy listening~

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

Oh! It's Pride Month! They almost forgot!

How will they celebrate it?

They're going to turn your girlfriend gay for girlcock, obviously.

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

@NohrsLustyQueen She better get a master craftsman to make that collar. Let the world see the queen drop precious gold to make a neon sign showing she's just fuckmeat to the rodents~

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

@NohrsLustyQueen Exactly!~

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

@NohrsLustyQueen Walk? She's crawling. Only palce good enough for a sister fucking percert~

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

@NohrsLustyQueen Elise too?! At this point, they should have Camilla on standby as a cockrag. Let her use her tongue to polish the sister squirt off those fat rodent dicks. Maybe if she's lucky, they'll decide to slamfuck the queen.

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

@NohrsLustyQueen What a messy freak. She's fucking cumming her brains out while slurping little sister cunt off mouse dick. They're going to press her nose into that squirt because it takes so long to wash sheets.

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

@NohrsLustyQueen They do like begging. Especially when it comes from a woman with such generous endowments. Perhaps they'll take pity on you and let you slurp the cunt squirt off their shafts when they finish~

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

@NohrsLustyQueen Then use the sight of your girlfriend getting stretched out on mouse meat as goonfuel.

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

Things the mice *will* do:

Cook.
Clean.
Laundry.
Tax evasion.

Things the mice will not do:

Pull out.
Not ruin your relationship.
Keep it under their skirts.

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

Look at these adorable little rodents.

You would never guess that they're feral fuck machines off the clock!~

Just imagine, these rodents ravaging your favorite Servant with their greasy mouse cocks, spilling their load carelessly the moment they don't have to work.

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

The pictures she sends *you*

Vs.

The pictures she sends to the mice~

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

Sometimes, the mice don't have Servants to do mana transfer with.

Thankfully, the staff at Chaldea are more than happy to help the mice~

Of course, they may be doing it so they can get a nine moth vacation, but it's the thought that counts~

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

They need fresh meat — new clients! They need new clients to work for while Master is preoccupied!

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

A casual reminder that one maid is usually able to service three or more guests!

So if you do decide to try and enjoy their service alone . . .

Better be prepared for the *service* to run rather long.

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

@PurrloinDiona Don't worry!

They'll be gentle with him!

(They won't.)

They're just going to teach him a lesson!

(Turn him into a cockdumb spunk jar for rodent dick.)

[Daikokuten @DoubleTeamMice]

Mouse.