🥎 Jeremy “Blu” Murphy

Fastest guy on BLU. Stronger, smarter, and better lookin’ than the RED one. Don’t argue you’ll lose || 👟Veteran Scout || (mod is 21)

[🥎 Jeremy “Blu” Murphy @DoubleTimeBlu]

Got one’a those straw thingies so ya can ask me stuff!

https://t.co/tWJV8ROn9Q

Might answer it in this same thread, who knows

[🥎 Jeremy “Blu” Murphy @DoubleTimeBlu]

@Ramonatf2 I’m just tired 🫩

[🥎 Jeremy “Blu” Murphy @DoubleTimeBlu]

It’s been fuckin’ months, what’s even the point of keepin’ on lookin’ for two bozos who just decided to vanish without sayin’ a damn word? But oh! One of ‘em can DEFINITELY send me a letter, Espèces d’idiots, mais c’est moi l’irresponsable?? Allez vous faire foutre

[🥎 Jeremy “Blu” Murphy @DoubleTimeBlu]

@REDCollector1 IM NOT A GIRL

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@REDCollector1 I’ll consider it when I’m NOT looking for my own friends

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@REDCollector1 SON…

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@REDCollector1 Damn, it’s like…IM PERMANENTLY IN COLDFRONT

[nev @mah0vany]

Repressed anger/aggression issues are hard to talk about bc you end up sounding like an edgelord with a cringe power fantasy

[🥎 Jeremy “Blu” Murphy @DoubleTimeBlu]

@TheDemoman34 Man, I wish it was like that EVERYDAY 🫩

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I’m so tired of this shit

[🥎 Jeremy “Blu” Murphy @DoubleTimeBlu]

“Oh I hate being in Dustbowl!! It’s just too warm and sweaty here” Oh my lobsters too buttery, my steak’s too juicy STFU

[🥎 Jeremy “Blu” Murphy @DoubleTimeBlu]

@REDSpyColdfront Hell yeah she is, best lookin’ one outta the bunch I’ve seen

[🥎 Jeremy “Blu” Murphy @DoubleTimeBlu]

Don’t talk to me or my giant-ass daughter, Keep walkin’, pal

[🥎 Jeremy “Blu” Murphy @DoubleTimeBlu]

@Ramonatf2 Wouldn’t mind at all, sweetheart. Not even a little :]

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@Ramonatf2 And hefty, I gotta get her outta here more before the base keep’s feedin’ her like she’s some kinda bottomless pit! She’s gonna outgrow the base at this rate, I’m tellin’ ya

[miia @miiagarro]

babe… u hardly touched my last nerve, are u ok?

[🥎 Jeremy “Blu” Murphy @DoubleTimeBlu]

@misselberghaus ….i got distracted??