DoubleTubbs

30 year old hedonism enthusiast and professional loser.

Unironically living in 2019.

[MLK @cededream]

A burning Christmas tree with Jingle Bells playing in the background basically sums up the year 2020.

https://t.co/vx9Yr1H4pM

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@allahsaurus Jesus Christ those were lawless wastelands.

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@allahsaurus Same 💯

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Nothin’ more satisfying than when you get a really clogged toilet to finally flush and hear that final gurgle, you guys.

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@allahsaurus 19 🤙

[moved to zoequinn.bsky.social @UnburntWitch]

Ah, to be a mall goth in the 00s in a Barnes and Noble manga section

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@allahsaurus I stan pizza cat. 😭

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@meranyaizer No

[Lolwutburger (check my linktree!) @lolwutburger]

dexter's lab the lost episode

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@allahsaurus My fav

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@koaleszenz @DaSkrubKing @KnowN0thing1 @pseudocia How dare you make me remember time cube exists.

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@allahsaurus For real tofu, the actual human is the pinnacle of fitness for doing that.

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@allahsaurus :(!

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@allahsaurus Wao good for them! Inundate Texas with the best curry.

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@allahsaurus Holy shit

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RIP headphone users.

https://t.co/t7A2zdLQ42

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Oh god oh fuck

[Chaz Firestone @chazfirestone]

All the balls are the same color — and that color is *brown*!