Double Twin Dad

Father of two sets of Identical girls.

[Double Twin Dad @DoubleTwinDad1]

I have a game that I play: Crop dust mom's and check to see how many check their babies for dirty diapers. Current best is 7 💪

[Double Twin Dad @DoubleTwinDad1]

I told my wife tonight that she had dumps like truck. I don't know how @OfficialSisQo got away with that one. #thongsong

[Double Twin Dad @DoubleTwinDad1]

@NFL My wife says I have one

[Double Twin Dad @DoubleTwinDad1]

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[Double Twin Dad @DoubleTwinDad1]

@PHLEaglesNation Chip Freaking Kelly

[Brandie Taylor @TayTay043]

#WeAre ready in Florida for @PennStateFball first game!! @psufootballu

[Double Twin Dad @DoubleTwinDad1]

@TheCaliBeachCo Thank you for an awesome product! We walked down to the beach with two sets of twins and people around us were amazed at how fast we set up our spot! When (not if) you get a bigger 'Pop N' Go' we will definitely purchase it! Beach blanket is so soft too! Thanks

[Double Twin Dad @DoubleTwinDad1]

Okay @amazonmusic, I was jammin' to Jimi Thing and when i saw the title I was torn and wanted to hear both @davematthewsbnd songs. #FactCheck #wrongsong Can't play with my emotions like this.

[Double Twin Dad @DoubleTwinDad1]

What do you give your wife who is the mother to two sets of twins?? A vasectomy..

Happy mothers day babe

[Double Twin Dad @DoubleTwinDad1]

Yes! Its. Happening. I drove by on multiple occasions just to be sure. @Wawa it's been a few years but welcome back to my daily schedule!

[Double Twin Dad @DoubleTwinDad1]

Twins on twins. #girldad #twinlife

[Double Twin Dad @DoubleTwinDad1]

Went on a date night last night without the twins x2. Was weird not having people stare at me and say "how cute". They couldn't possibly be talking about my kids...right??

[Double Twin Dad @DoubleTwinDad1]

A phrase that guarantees an amazing evening: "Alexa, play John Legend."

[Double Twin Dad @DoubleTwinDad1]

When my daughters become rich, I'm pushing for a beach full of kinetic sand. How amazing would that be? Speaking it to existence. #richthoughts

[Double Twin Dad @DoubleTwinDad1]

Two weeks in and first set still loves second set. It's all about the small wins. #Identicals #twinlife #smallwins

[Double Twin Dad @DoubleTwinDad1]

@Twiniversity First set are turning 3 in March. Second set are 2 weeks old. Enjoying the stares and jaws drop when we are out. We are the local freak show.

[Double Twin Dad @DoubleTwinDad1]

Congratulations on a great season @LWB_WesternHS! From your biggest long distance fans! #WeWild
#TaylorTornado #FutureBasketballStars
#OurFavoritesThsCoach

[Double Twin Dad @DoubleTwinDad1]

Welcome to this crazy world...#twinsisters #inseparable

[Double Twin Dad @DoubleTwinDad1]

Can we bring back your chicken salad sandwich like one week a year @ChickfilA? America thanks you. 🇺🇸 🐔

[Double Twin Dad @DoubleTwinDad1]

Wait.....@SalVulcano? #ImpracticalJokers