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[A2w4ore @DoubleUrDosage]

Seeing as this app is a sinking ship, you can now subscribe to my weekly pop culture newsletter Chained to the Algorithm! First post goes out next week! 💁🏻‍♀️💅🏻 https://t.co/raDLOubc8T

[v ☼ @mockingjayssing]

“hunter schafer” “vampire” “havana rose liu” “josh hutcherson” i feel like a dog hearing all of my favorite words

[ann lee news and updates @samcorb]

Kelly Clarkson has a taser and she won’t leave the Rainforest Cafe until they sell her an animatronic toucan

[🎃Case🎃 @Cactuscali19912]

Kelly Clarkson walking into Sesame Street "so how much for the big bird?"

[Jared @jaredjct]

Miranda: I can’t believe Kelly Clarkson defamed a local business over a toy bird

Charlotte: More women need to stand up for themselves. Men always get away with being mean

Samantha: Oh honey that wood is worth $15,000 who could blame her?

Carrie: Big is moving to Atlantic Av

[Max Berlinger @Berlinger]

Me and my friends monitoring the Kelly clarkson magic shop situation

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

This is what Jonathan Van Ness would wear to meet Nancy Pelosi

[Kas with a K @sedderaside]

I'm never deleting this app

[grace *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @ilya4mvp]

y’all think hollanov watches love on the spectrum together and sometimes Ilya looks at Shane like this

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

And for an extra fee a middle aged man will enter the premises unannounced and catch you in the act

[. @furyofthegodz]

The hockey scenes in Heated Rivalry

[poast @AsILayPoasting]

no offense but why is contrived intellectual substack stuff the meta now when we can (and w all the autofiction it seems like many really want to) just return to longform Blogging like truly simple wordpress Blogs with posts titled "My Sunday" i think that would be good honestly

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

why does every day feel like this

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

every time they pick a new Mary it’s like a new pope being chosen

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

Miranda just asked her to get Beyonce's new album for the twins, she went to the store and bought Cowboy Carter and on her way back Miranda called and told her she meant Act III.

[emily may @emilykmay]

just saw two women crying and hugging in the locker room at planet fitness and then i heard one of them say, "I'm brittany by the way" 💀💀

[Soph @sophiawpelton]

To me, the height of luxury is drinking three liquids at once: one for hydration, one for energy, and one for fun (ex: water, matcha, spindrift.)

[munch @libraxxxx7]

@tipsformenx

[A2w4ore @DoubleUrDosage]

Forget being #ThatGirl and embrace #GirlFailure™
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