alyssa may

[rico @somethinglovely]

me eating sumn i kno i shouldnt

[angie @awngie]

Cocktails????? You had me at cock!!!!!

[Caroline Robertson @carolinerbrtsn]

I see my ex has a plaque. Good for him!

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

“we want grandkids” best I can do is alcoholism

[alyssa may @Doubleamay2]

petition for nfl players to start wearing these

[justin @farringt0n]

last year i was depressed. this year i am even more depressed. thats called growth

[Frank Jordon 🍷 @Frankiexii]

Dis human shit difficult I shoulda been a pit bull or a honey bun

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

they should make a pill so that when you take it nobody else can be in the kitchen at the same time as you

[✩ sarah @wetneptune]

it is august

[R$L @planet2raw]

today’s episode of men r hell

[gage. @itsmegangage]

WE WERE LITERALLY BORN ONTO A PLANET THAT GROWS FOOD HOW DID WE FUCK UP SO BAD THAT I GOT A CREDIT SCORE

[Baekwon Da Chef @Aphrobrisiac]

“I am healthy, I am wealthy, I am rich, I am that bitch”

[jose @hoesayb_]

wish i was just standing under this rn