Jesus just rose INTO THE CLOUDS. He was FLYING. He’s coming back and this time I won’t b doubtin. #HeGone (but don’t worry #HeComingBack) Maybe I’ll see you in heaven b4 you come back.
Guys, stop playin. The 10 (Judas is gone now. RIP brother) said they saw Jesus the other day but I ain’t gonna hear it. I wanna see him or else I am not believing them. #GottaSeeIt#NotCoolBro
All the disciples were eating together and Jesus just had to mention that SOMEONE was gonna betray him. Not to call out who it was but *cough* @JudasIscariot02 *cough*. LOOK WHERE IT GOT US NOW. #Traitor#WhyYouGottaDoThat
Y’all shoulda seen the people who were cheering for Jesus on Palm Sunday. I mean I knew he was popular and all but MAN were there a lot of people. #Hosanna#CelebrityLife
I was with the big J the other day and there was this guy that had some demons. Jesus tossed those demons out real quick into some pigs. Later, I found out that it was something like 2000 of them!!!! OK JESUS! I SEE YOU! #DemonsBeGone#GetOuttaHere