Da Popcorn Swallower

Ima Dirty Douchebag who cheats. My favorite things to do is Illegal Gamble, have my bitch feed me popcorn and I love Cheese and jeter's nipples :).

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@nfl why can a offensive player go helmet to helmet with a defensive player and it not be called a fould. #AddressTheIssueNFL

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#Nolie this womens name is Shaquitta...i thought those were only movie actor names....

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At denny's with korie hailey her friend brett his son and Stephanie lynn. Wow what a mouthful!

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We got Dr. Blunt over here rollin stale game greens

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All i wanna do, is take a poo. I Got a feeling, im not the only one

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Just walked pasted a car with its front end smashed it, first thing I thought was Women Driver

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Your in America, speak out fucking language #PuertoRicanProblems #DominicanProblem

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I Unfollowed way to many people right now who the fuck are ya'll #DrakePunchlines

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I knew learning sign language would help, i just coordinated a coke deal.

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#ff @douchebwilson his mom breast fed him til he was 48 months old!

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@nfl32 tell Palmer, Seymour, and #Raidernation to come back and face New England.

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@douchytombrady Tony Homo

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Chuck Norris was an only child...eventually

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#twothingThatDontMix You and I

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Why do people say "grow a pair of balls", they are weak. Why dont they say grow a vagina, they take a good banging.

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I went to put toothpaste on my tooth brush this morning and sneezed violently...sudden my tube of toothpaste was all over my bathroom mirror

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I saw this girl walking down the street...the first thing I thought was, yeah shes the type that would dry hump my leg

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Hey look, my clock is broken. Well At least it right twice a day.

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I was going to get a fake ID until I was 5 minutes from his house, he say "ur ID says ur 42 & u look like a crack head"

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Todays a new day. So lets try something new. Ima be nice all day long. #HappyHappyJoyJoy