DouchePaddle

Paddling the douche waters: New England raised (wicked pissah), Midwest based. Follow for daily hot takes, weekly “douche canoe” awards and general shenanigans!

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Nothing like a lazy Sunday with beer and some games. What’s everyone else doing?

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@Nerdrotics Blasphemy! The answer is obviously Led Zeppelin

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@marycatedelvey Aw now come on @marycatedelvey you might hurt its feelings………

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@_josephine0_ No that picture is fucking gross

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@AVGirl4Life Well duh! The fucking dog of course

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@filmstofilms_ 300 that was a bad ass movie

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@BhattiLaib9960 It’s hot so leave a bro alone!

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@MbarkCherguia A fucking moron

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@janefkndoe What if I DM you to tell you that I think you stink? Idk if you actually do or not but would that be cool?

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@FantasyGalaxies Obi Wan, Han and Yoda

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@Pixie1z Go back to your own country and go fuck yourself I’ll eat what I want.

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@Marlayna29 2 mil

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@amanda_joh95526 3 and 4 hands down

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@LuvFreckles1 The freckles

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@_josephine0_ 3. Adele seems like she’s a really nice person. Not sure who the other one is lol

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@SS420565 @Freyaaie Nice ass!

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@Freyaaie Thankfully so do the chubbies! 😎

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@otokyo D-Wayne J-Son

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@AnaKasparian Hey @AnaKasparian why are you so angry all the time? You’re way too pretty to be so angry. Just my two cents 😎

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@martinamcbride No one cares. Shut up and sing!