Douche Advocate

Exposing the douchiest of the douche in beer reviews. Not affiliated with Beer Advocate or Rate Beer. We're unique, bitch.
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I don't see horseblanket on here. RT @TheBruery: The Flavor Wheel is a great tool ...

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@CTMQ haha no but that's a great idea!

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@CTMQ @FunWithCarbsLG reviews like that are why I exist.

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Some people have a different definition "wonderful". #douche #beerreviews #sour http://t.co/ugvLSOvang

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#HorseBlanketHumpday : November 20 #douche #beerreviews #bilberry http://t.co/Y7NiOpgveS

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Slummin' #fizzybeer #douche #beerreviews #tryingtoohard http://t.co/1qI0Kn4Odb

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Attention folks at #FTWFest, think before you write that review, don't be a #douche. We will find you.

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A warning to all you weary review writers http://t.co/gdlFBcpcFQ #beer #friday #craftbeer #douche #deadheads via @bellegardbastos

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#99followers?!! Come onnnn one more!!

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#ff: thanks for sharing! @newaitress @beerckey17 @bellegardbastos @HipsterBrewfus @rstackjr @ctmq @l_allenh @mbarry7 @markied85

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@kgoyette @bellegardbastos with the review scouring I've done so far, this happens more than you'd think.

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Happy Friday and have a Douche-tastic Weekend #douche #horseblanket #properglassware http://t.co/b4Ezv5xrvL

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ICYMI, this guy values quantity over quality #douche #beerreviews #yesthatstheentirereview http://t.co/NBkoLWfKIW

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We're ever so close to 100 followers... Be a douche and share us with your friends? Much thanks.

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Sometimes less is more, right? http://t.co/NBkoLWfKIW

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Facebook! Go! http://t.co/nGdlePapdc #douche #beerreviews #horseblankethumpday

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Introducing: #HorseBlanketHumpdays http://t.co/8On5QDpvTi

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A blind taste test: beer or candlewax? #douche #chapstick http://t.co/w00D6Dtnyw

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@HipsterBrewfus That's really the only efficient way to get the flavor of the garbage.