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You're so special. Everyone loves you.

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There should be a new category called @Douchebrag for people who use the phrase "only in New York"

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RT @amandapetrusich Filed approx. 19k words of copy in the last 4 weeks.

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RT @JPosnanski Impossible as this is to believe, this is the No. 1 sports podcast on iTunes at the moment. http://t.co/l465ai8

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RT @sportsguy33: like to thank Random House for making sure my book is never available in airport/train station bookstore. Always feels good

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RT @DiscoVietnam I saw the Strokes open for Doves at 9:30 Club back in 2000. I thought they were just OK. I was pretty much right.

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RT @ElliottWilson The reign ain't gone.

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RT @dasracist doin a fiction reading at iowa writers workshop I think? today at 5

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RT @JustBlaze Secondly to lastly, I can't believe I just paid $75 for a one person lunch. Wtf it just hit me

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RT @douglasmartini Got recognized as a P4k writer on my way out of the venue. First time for everything.

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RT @ryanpitchfork hired an assistant today, finally! my life is changed. maybe ill finally get organized enough to stay on top of email?

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RT @mindykaling Hey this is braggy, but the pic's hot. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? http://t.co/gn1P42V #harpers #fashionweek

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RT @AlbertBrooks forced to tweet against my will by book publisher. help me.

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RT @myfabolouslife: Jus finished my Ciroc photo shoot.. #Salute my bro @iamdiddy, @cirocnation, & @officialciroc #CocoLoso!!!

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RT @SpikeLee I don't have to follow Knicks on Twitter. I speak to them in person,SON. Hee Hee Hee

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RT @hipsterrunoff Is Carles 'the blog who cried wolf'?

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RT @sean_fennessey I wish I could talk to Joe Pantoliano everyday.

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RT @DPZ4Reezy Does anyone make real shit anymore? This is why I stopped drinking champagne a long time ago and got with that prosecco

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RT @JuddApatow I think I no longer have the young Alec Baldwin look. I am looking like 2006 Alec Baldwin.

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RT @poniewozik On the other hand, working on a tricky review draft on a plane makes the flight go much quicker. So thanks, Todd Haynes!

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RT @sepinwall I am shockingly much more productive when I have to write in places without Internet access.