QuotesFromTheHall

You'll hear some crazy crap around this dorm! Just a couple of college guys enjoying the hilarity of idiots in college.

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"PCP ADDICTION!!!" -guy in the hallway. Probably a #douche

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*does class presentation on why marijuana should be legal*

You're not a #pothead or anything #douche

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@PantherMakeouts close enough

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"We have students here from over 50 states." - ratard

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To all those #douches who think it's okay to park in handicapped spaces: it's not.

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Sorry you have nothing in life going for you other than daddy's money #weDontGiveADamn #richDouche #douche

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"Yo, I've gotten a rim job before and it was awesome. It kinda tickled." -total #douche

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"It's just deep penetration one-by-one dude." - douche

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Only 20 after 5, and there's already an alcohol poisoning. #douche #blessingHall

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What a #douche

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"Dude, I laid that test over and raped it in the asshole." - #douche #finals

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Cheers to the #douche who stole a golf cart and drove it through Centennial and Greek Village last night. #finals #shenanigans

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"Let's fuck each other in the asshole some more!!" - #douche #doucheswehear

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"Can you believe you were a virgin last time I took you to the hottub!?" - #douche

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"Black out and party on" - #douche

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@CloydRivers what's this stuff? #foreignDrink Merica!

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"I ain't scared uh no police." - #douche

Let us know how you feel the next time you're in the back of a cop car.

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"Uh yeah, have you guys seen a mattress in the bathroom lately?" -douche

This is what happens when you get belligerently drunk. #douche

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Yeah, we know the only reason for this is to show off how loaded daddy is, problem is #weDontCare #douche

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"Dude, I don't do pot! How'd you know I smoke pot!?" - #douche