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What a joke these awards have become! Letโs face it the bar to be the best English woman goalkeeper is very low! Saves a shit penalty and becomes an overnight sensation! Well done BBC there is a reason SPOTY is now on Tuesday evenings! #SPOTY
Turns out the bear didnโt want to be poked after all and is still fast asleep! Canโt wait for Joe Coleโs next bit of incisive punditry at full time! #MKDENG
Why do we insist on using Harry Maguire to control the pace of the game! He isnโt a fucking quarterback and just slows everything down. And he should have given away a penalty for that ridiculous body check #MKDENG
Donโt know whatโs worse Englands performance or Dion Dublins commentary!! If Gareth really thinks this lot can be best team in the world under his managership he is deluded #MKDENG
Well that was fun @FaroAirport disgraceful queues at Passport Control. Automatic gates not working and 4 booths open! 90 minutes to get through no announcement!
@LTorzBrown It turns out even with 8 or 9 players @ecs_xi would have won as someone hadnโt checked all players were registered before KO and ECS awarded the Cup by the League. LOL ๐๐๐พ As the game is null and void hopefully all yellow cards, merited or not, will now be rescinded ๐ค๐๐๐