Douglas Detwiler

Runner up in the 3rd grade UIL Ready Writing competition. Tied for 1st in the 4th grade Halloween story contest. It’s all been downhill from there.

[Douglas Detwiler @DougDetwiler]

Yes. Just, yes.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

the collection of skulls dirk amassed on his 2011 run will never be matched

[Douglas Detwiler @DougDetwiler]

I am one who still celebrates this glorious date.

[Brad Townsend @townbrad]

To those who celebrate: Happy 15th Anniversary.

[Douglas Detwiler @DougDetwiler]

Stop, people. Please, please stop these nonsense comparisons to Dirk. Brunson and Anthony-Towns aren’t proper comparisons.

[Mat Issa @matissa15]

Throughout his career, Karl-Anthony Towns has always been compared to Dirk Nowitzki.

For years, I thought that was a lazy comparison..until now.

How KAT is following in Dirk's footsteps for @ES_sportsnews
https://t.co/OECY77Njc0

[Douglas Detwiler @DougDetwiler]

No. Just no.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

if jalen brunson pulls this off it’s gonna be like a dirk nowitzki level championship where the one championship is actually worth like three championships

[Douglas Detwiler @DougDetwiler]

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[Diary Of An OTD Girl @DiaryOtdGirl]

He gets me every time…. This is Sonny Green making us reflect on what we would say if we could only say one final thing before we leave this world…

#BGT #BGT2026 #britainsgottalent #sonnygreen #grief #love

[Douglas Detwiler @DougDetwiler]

Can’t wait to listen to this on Tuesday morning.

[The Rewatchables @TheRewatchables]

The final movie of CR Month …

‘L.A. Confidential' with @BillSimmons, @SeanFennessey, @andygreenwald, and @ChrisRyan77!

Monday at 6 p.m. PT.

[Douglas Detwiler @DougDetwiler]

Nice Guys and L.A.Confidential (favorite movie) back to back??
I’m there.

[The Rewatchables @TheRewatchables]

CR MONTH on @TheRewatchables
—Already done: Sicario, Fargo
—Monday: To Live and Die in LA
—Thursday: A special mailbag
—Monday 3/23: The Nice Guys
—Monday 3/30: LA Confidential

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

*Taps the sign*

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Robert Duvall has sadly passed away at the age of 95.

[Douglas Detwiler @DougDetwiler]

Don’t forget Galveston with BenFoster. Great performance and film.

[Edward Burger (not Berger) ❤️🌈 @edwardbrgr]

Elle Fanning has been working since she was a kid, and for a long time people were quick to dismiss her as the “nepo sister” just because Dakota broke out earlier. Meanwhile, she’s been quietly stacking one of the strongest resumes of the past decade: Super 8, Ginger & Rosa, 20th Century Women, The Neon Demon, The Beguiled, The Great, A Complete Unknown, and now Sentimental Value and Predator Badlands with her next movie being The Hunger Games prequel

Yes, she’s young. Yes, she’s 27. But that’s still over 20 years of actual, consistent work. Acting like the “long overdue” narrative came out of nowhere is just ignoring reality 🤷

[Douglas Detwiler @DougDetwiler]

Like a dog that has contracted rabies. That’s us.

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

People on the new right don’t understand this because they don’t travel. Getting out even in the US scares them. Their view of the world is shaped by memes and fear porn about the decline of the West beamed directly into their heads through social media, which is ironic because the politics of the new right are the politics of decline into stupid barbarism. They can’t appreciate how tragic it is for our allies to gradually view us like a dog that has contracted rabies.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Trump has somehow surpassed the Bond villain category. If somebody had written this as a fictional character it'd be laughed out of the room for being too absurd. The corrupt pedophile rapist war criminal sociopath is creating the 4th reich and we're all just acting like it's normal.

[Douglas Detwiler @DougDetwiler]

20 years. Wow, I truly feel old.
Watched this game in El Paso and being unable to sit still the entire time. Best CFB game ever, in my opinion.

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

Want to feel old? The legendary 2006 Rose Bowl was 20 years ago today.

In arguably the greatest CFB game of all-time, Vince Young led Texas from 12 down in the 4th quarter to beat USC, 41-38, in Keith Jackson's final broadcast. 🌹

Follow: @CSOonX

[Isiah Whitlock Jr. @IsiahWhitlockJr]

#280characters? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!

[Douglas Detwiler @DougDetwiler]

Wrong.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Happy holidays! And remember, Die Hard is not a Christmas movie.

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

Never forget🙏🏻

[Douglas Detwiler @DougDetwiler]

No.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Americans - take that superfluous "s" that you add to Lego, and put it rightfully onto the end of Maths.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

The fact this didn't end up becoming a real movie still upsets me.

[Douglas Detwiler @DougDetwiler]

…And if anyone is going to get a handjob in a popcorn bucket, it’ll be in the privacy of their own home.
And that kids, is the story of how #TedSarandos created @netflix. Just like Zuck in that one movie. Oh, and fuck Zaslav, too.
#Monopoly #Cinema #movies

[Douglas Detwiler @DougDetwiler]

…He will start a company that will only show movies at home and create a monopoly that will destroy the experience of enjoying cinema the way it’s been enjoyed for over 100 plus years. He’ll be rich. Hated. But rich. Yes, it will be beautiful…