DougFordPC

Stuff coming out of the real account is pretty crazy and hard to make fun of... but I'll try! - parody account

[DougFordPC @DougFordPC]

Wow, Harper failed to mention anyone in the Ford Family in his speech ... Ingrate!
#elx42 #cdnpoli

[DougFordPC @DougFordPC]

Does this mean marijuana is for sale in convenience stores tomorrow?
#elx42 #cdnpoli

[DougFordPC @DougFordPC]

Who has the Conservative Leadership forms for me to sign?
#elxn42

[DougFordPC @DougFordPC]

I'm back!!!!!
#DougFordForPM #topoli #canpoli

[DougFordPC @DougFordPC]

Hockey Hall of Fame yet to announce if I can sit on the board of directors when Rob Ford is recovering.
#topoli

[DougFordPC @DougFordPC]

Doug "D-Bag" Ford. #DougFordsWrestlerName

[DougFordPC @DougFordPC]

Well, it was all downhill at Sun News once they cancelled "Ford Nation" after one episode. #sunnews #topoli

[DougFordPC @DougFordPC]

So, we all agree that we can publicly make fun of Rob again! #robford #TOpoli

[DougFordPC @DougFordPC]

Nobody wants to hear from me anymore ... But this is important. #BellLetsTalk

[DougFordPC @DougFordPC]

I was going to watch the results from my sister's basement but it smells funny!
#TOpoli

[DougFordPC @DougFordPC]

Well, it's been fun poking fun of this guy but I'm thankful it's almost over.
#TOpoli

[Jim Ducharme @hugeheadca]

Hard to imagine that the only thing standing between Toronto and freedom from fords now is one episode of Jeapardy. #TOpoli

[DougFordPC @DougFordPC]

If I lose tonight, I'm blaming it all my nephew Mikey...maybe you could've done an interview or two to keep the media off my back!
#topoli

[Jim Ducharme @hugeheadca]

one more time! #TOpoli

[DougFordPC @DougFordPC]

Writing the most epic concession speech ever...I sure hope the is no seven second delay on the live speeches.
#TOpoli #Toronto

[DougFordPC @DougFordPC]

Getting ready for the first flight to Chicago tomorrow morning!
#topoli #Toronto

[DougFordPC @DougFordPC]

@RickPalidwor No problem - any vote against the Fords is a good vote...I'm tired of this parody crap (and all the Ford BS)!
#topoli

[DougFordPC @DougFordPC]

New rules for elections. People supporting me vote today. If you support Olivia Chow vote tomorrow. And Tory people vote next week.
#TOpoli

[DougFordPC @DougFordPC]

At 8 o'clock tonight, my "campaign RV" turns back into a pumpkin!
#TOpoli

[DougFordPC @DougFordPC]

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my job to keep.
If I lose before I wake,
I admit to the Lord I'm on the take!
#TOpoli