The Freelancer

Ronaldo & Messi fan

Football is in my blood.

Certified Auditor. Certified Medicus.

Most intelligent man alive

[The Freelancer @DougFreelancer]

Christiano Ronaldo to score 2 goals

[The Freelancer @DougFreelancer]

"Okay now say something good about your new club, just someything...ooh come on...you're not in the other club anymore so don't feel guilt"....and the player opens up and say something🤣🤣🤣

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⚪️🇧🇷 Savinho: “Whenever I came to play against Spurs, I always talked to my representatives about the club”.

“When he said the club was interested in me, I was very happy”.

Here Savinho with agents Frederico Moraes, Edoardo Crnjar and Rodrigo Zeitel.

[The Freelancer @DougFreelancer]

Chief of staff in the House of Cards

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

If I were auditioning for the role for a government official embroiled in a conspiracy and he walked in the room, I’d just walk right out.

[The Freelancer @DougFreelancer]

300 kenyatta dollars, after they had laid down all details justifying it.

[Kimath!. @Kimathi_One]

Men, the highest amount of money umewahi nyolewa nayo ni How much? Mimi ni 800 bob.

[The Freelancer @DougFreelancer]

This is great news, really.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️⚫️ Saudi Pro League side Al Shabab sign Thomas Partey on a free transfer. 🇸🇦

Ghana midfielder travelled to Saudi yesterday to get the deal done.

[The Freelancer @DougFreelancer]

Actually if they manage to bench the 3, they will be miles away.

[Bloke @UtdBloke_]

This trio won’t just work, one person has to stay on the bench.

[The Freelancer @DougFreelancer]

Bruno, Shaw,Heaven, Santos...in that order

[DeeDee🌟 @DiianaD___]

I think we need to come together as Manchester United fans and agree that Bruno has been trash lately.

[The Freelancer @DougFreelancer]

They must have been keen to notice that, but they were right.

[Dobbo @Dobbo0107]

Hull fans chanting “Bruno Fernandes, your teeth are offside” 😭😭😭

[The Freelancer @DougFreelancer]

Bro is so much committed to finding assists, nothing more.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

This isn’t my Bruno Fernandes 💔

[The Freelancer @DougFreelancer]

Fullfilled, now onto the next🤣

[Elias @utd_elius]

If Hull City get just one shot on target today

we’ll give them the three points

[The Freelancer @DougFreelancer]

He is on the job, nothing personal

[ramado 🇲🇽🇨🇴 @TAT1SSZN]

Congolese man wearing a jersey that says visit Rwanda 😭😭😭

[The Freelancer @DougFreelancer]

Bruno denied them an easy win

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Defeat in our opening game.

[The Freelancer @DougFreelancer]

2-1 was better but you said you won't take it

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Bro I’m not taking anything like 2-1 or shit like that

This should be easy, no mercy. They want to roll with the big boys then let’s show them how the big boys move

5-0 OR NOTHING!

[The Freelancer @DougFreelancer]

Whoever allowed Mazroui to play upfront should be investigated

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Man United are playing two Mbeumos and still can't score a goal.

[The Freelancer @DougFreelancer]

Fuck Manchester United fans

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Santos, Tielemans, Mbeumo, Fernandes, Dorgu & Cunha in one team bro

FUCK PRAY FOR HULL MFS

[The Freelancer @DougFreelancer]

@markgoldbridge Slow decision making amongst players

[The Freelancer @DougFreelancer]

Them not playing is punishment because playing is their job, but why the money?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: FIFA suspensions following post Argentina-Spain clash, including 10 games ban for Paredes, 7 for Nahuel Molina and 1 for Pablo Gavi.

🇦🇷 Paredes: 10-game ban + $90,000 fine
🇦🇷 Molina: 7-game ban + $90,000 fine
🇦🇷 Almada: 1-game ban + $30,000 fine
🇦🇷 Ayala: 3-game ban + $30,000 fine
🇪🇸 Gavi: 1-game ban + $30,000 fine

Suspensions are confirmed to be for the national team games. ⚠️

[The Freelancer @DougFreelancer]

The boy is nursing injuries

[Bukome @BlaqDesign]

Fabrizio, Ornstein, Indykala, Brighton and Man Utd, It's been 72hrs...

Where is my BALEBA?!

[The Freelancer @DougFreelancer]

We expect that from everybody concerned

[indykaila News @indykaila]

We’d like to clear the air with @FabrizioRomano.

We’ve had a petty dispute for the last few years and blocked each other a few times. Looking back, some of it was our fault with stupid little things.

Life is too short. We’re stopping the digs for good, unblocking you, and drawing a line under it. No pressure for you to unblock us.

You work hard in life and that should always be recognized.

Sorry for our part in it. Fresh start from here. ❤️

[The Freelancer @DougFreelancer]

Arsenal have no faith in Gyokeres?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ Arsenal made contact with Atlético Madrid to discuss Julián Álvarez deal conditions.

Direct meeting took place in London with Atléti director Mateu Alemany.

Price currently too high + Julián never opened doors to England so far as wanted to join Barça… but #AFC tried.

🎥➕ https://t.co/5zVWgWXqEV

[The Freelancer @DougFreelancer]

They're already cooked, just waiting to fail.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 José Mourinho when asked if midfield misses someone: “No. I don’t think so”.

“Of course Rodri would have been a great signing. But we have Tchouameni, Bernardo, even Arda can play in that role”.