Douglas William Culp

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

I'm not sure this place exists, but these SSI shredders do.

Meet me here, and let's finish this:

https://t.co/DAE3fdkPFa

Of course...you can ignore this challenge, if you're too scared.

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

"Transphobia" is a myth.

What are you...scared...you might...like it?

What are YOU...scared to jump into a pit of spikes?

I'm simply not interested; Sounds like a dumb idea.

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

@Gioivana2 *movie

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

@Gioivana2 The God-damned communists forgot about the cartoon version of Supergirl how she shows her stomach and instead gave her fake abs on the costume part.

I love that move, too, except for the hideous Iris choice.

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

Hey @amazon, what if you added a special to #PrimeDay, for those who are subscribing month to month, 50% off the yearly subscription?

I don't know what that would do to your profits, as I'm a customer sometimes. I'm not currently subscribed, but I've used your services a lot.

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

does it end?"

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

If you were to tell me, "Doug, the couple that watched some of your movie WHILE YOU WERE SHOOTING YOUR MOVIE, are actually two people you've met before, but they were using hyper-realistic mechanized bodies, because this has all been a social experiment."

I'd say "Great. When

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

On what day will I be able to scream so loud that the sun and the moon and the stars shatter and the studio or ROOM (from the movie Room) I've been trapped in opens up like a The Truman Show / The Neverending Story ending?

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

When are you tweakers going to stop doing drugs to realize that your plan to make me kill myself has failed?

Also, you'd better be hiding from the law, because trying to get someone to kill themself has GOT to be against the law.

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

What was that lady's problem that one day when I told her daughter about a song that has the same title as her daughter's name?

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

Before you read this, make an account for yourself so that you can reply.

IF you read this blog post, you must reply.

https://t.co/rjZdbomF5D

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

Is it possible for you dog-owners to teach them to be silent when they see someone or something that they'd usually bark at?

I'm pretty sure, if they're smart enough to shake, dance, do dog shows, lay down, play dead, they can be taught to be silent.

My first dog was silent.

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

I think it's time to end the "emotional support animal" "THEORY".

Pets are pets. Keep your filthy loud animals out of restaurants and off of airplanes.

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

Hey, you said you weren't going to cheat at this game that I DIDN'T WANT TO PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#AshVsEvilDead

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

How sad is the person's life who's been pranking me, on a scale of 1 - 10?

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

I find out I'm being watched, I call those who've been watching me out on it, they continue watching instead of jumping out from behind whatever cameras and video village they've set up.

WHAT SAY YOU?????

Probably none of them will respond to this.

[YAMATAT @yamatat]

Episode 531 of You And Me And Thoughts And Talk with Doug Culp is up!

Here's an #iTunes #ApplePodcasts link:

https://t.co/0RCaST272c

Here's a #Spotify link with several alternatives:

https://t.co/fBQDgBi4I0

#podcast #podcasts #YAMATAT #YouAndMeAndThoughtsAndTalkwithDougCulp

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

@ThatKevinSmith I finally got to see Clerks III and I loved it! I made a movie once. The only physical copy is in an impound lot. I hope more folks get to see it someday while I'm alive. It was fun to make.

Sincerely,

Doug

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

Is there a Quantum Leap thing that's been happening, or is it more like Multiplicity starring Michael Keaton?

Did someone figure out some freaky technology to allow one of those freaky weird things to happen?

Is the large hadron supercollider a part of all of this?

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

Hey @MountainDew @pepsi employees, will you please put a censor bar on that video I had on YouTube to try and be a spokesperson for Mountain Dew?

I wasn't aware anything was showing when I posted it.

Also, you know it was a joke video, yes?

Just checking. Please respond.

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

@elmer_chud @sphanna50 @BustinTrudeau They didn't have a neglectful doctor. Lyme Disease is AWFUL if not treated within 2 weeks of diagnosing. It took "Dr. Clem Rodriguez" 2 YEARS TO FINALLY GET ME A DIAGNOSIS!!!

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

Did you fall victim to Timothy Tyler Mayes' "polyphasic sleep" plan that he tried to get me to do?

Reply to this, directly, if you want.

[Douglas William Culp @DougHighScore]

@Nitrate_Film You mean the stress of being messed with and invisibly touched by stupid asshole loser pieces of shit, who won't take "NO." for an answer and who refuse to acknowledge they've done ANYTHING much less done anything wrong?

THAT STRESS?!?!?!?!?!?