Doug Jackson

M.A. Calgary U: Linguistics RPGer, Larper, Your Girl’s favourite phoneticist, Pokémon and panty collector Fleshlight Enthusiast😈

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This guy @J_Dyer_Official has the GOODS! Asked great questions and never tried to take the spotlight off the player - keep it up Jaydee 👏🙌

[NBA on Prime @NBAonPrime]

A pregame walk and talk with Draymond Green 🧠

@J_Dyer_Official catches up with the Warriors star ahead of their win and get in SoFi NBA Play-In Tournament matchup with the Suns on @primevideo 🤝

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Just saw a one eyed woman with jaundice wearing a pair of denim overalls and cummed my pants. No more watching despicable me before I J.O. #embarrased

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#NewProfilePic

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Tryouts did not go as planned. When I showed up, I was immediately disqualified from the Knights of Tintagel due to my “extreme spectacle prescription” and “diminutive size”. But they found a spot for me on their B team “The Gnomes of Myopia” as the cannon fodder class 😎

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Heading out to my inaugural paintball tryout with my new team “The Knights of Tintagel”, wish me luck! I’m auditioning for the sniper class, or “role” for those ladies reading who aren’t as familiar with my gamer vernacular… yet 😏 #ihopetherearegirlsontheteam

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These spring days got me reminiscing on the good ol’ days when my friend @MickeyDonahue and I were on the swim team. They called us Flounder and the Dog because they’d always find me at the bottom of the pool and Mickey would never wear trunks, like a dog.
#sinkdontswim

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@MickeyDonahue 😍😍😍

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@MickeyDonahue saw this fine dame on the apps, I think you should give her a call

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@MickeyDonahue Who is that sexy nymph behind you mick? Also great job on the weight loss

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@BernieSanders

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I am not picking sides but this does have me leanin… 👀

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@_papapetrou Marital aid side hustle goes through the roof 😈😈😈😈

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Finally beating the fourth puzzle in my 3x3 “Sudoku 4 Kids” quarterly magazine and some premium handussy make a good night great 👌👌

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I was just humiliated at the raptors game… they put my nice selfie up on the jumbo tron with the caption “average magic fan” and a gentleman near me said “AYO, DIS DUDE A GOOFY AHHHH” I am crushed

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#WeTheNorth LET’S GO RAPS! LET’S GET JURASSIC 🦖 First selfie, first raptors game #DRAKEFAN #raptors

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Inside my bellybutton reveal

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@crackthive69

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@_papapetrou Mature??!!?

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@crackthive69 I’ve been cheffin during my hiatus, ready to cook for local singles 😛

[Doug Jackson @DougJac20497430]

You already know wtf goin on #welcomebacktwitter #justhadtomakemyselfsomegrub