DougJasinski

Canadian legal marketing guy, with an occasional side of Vancouver Canucks woe.

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@mattsekeres 3-Pete

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@TheStanchion @LachInTheCrease @ellycelly But will you waive for Edmonton Wyatt? ;)

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@TheStanchion Random thought: a chaos giraffe would be a fantastic Canuck mascot. 🦒🌪️

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@patersonjeff @QuadrelliD @CanucksArmy If the Canucks could have an off-season do-over, do they grit their teeth and pay up to get the Zadorov deal over the finish line? And would that have been sufficient to shore up the back end to the level required?

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@patersonjeff "But Jeff - the safety netting!" (clutches pearls...) ;)

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@kevinwalton @passittobulis @Sportsnet Ditto over here.

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@patersonjeff Hey, he's signed a 1-day contract, shouldn't he be down on the ice helping his goalies out? ;)

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@QuadrelliD Very mindful. Very demure. Very tidy.

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@passittobulis Almost Irbean in nature.

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@patersonjeff @CanucksArmy What is the roadmap to improvement after exceeding expectations last year? Cap is tight, prospect pipeline is lower-third of the league, star players all had career years last year. Where can they look to for upside?

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@jodyvance Jody, have you by chance read the book “No Relation” by Terry Fallis? In addition to being quite funny, I feel it will have extra resonance for you in the days and weeks ahead. Wishing you strength for what’s to come…

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@_TyAnderson Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead.

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@TheStanchion Message for the higher-ups: please fix the site so we can read these fine words without the site constantly crashing/reloading. Canucks Army page reloads are the literary equivalent of watching Chaos Giraffe go into his slide to defend a 2 on 1. #DearGodNotAgain

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@painacotta The perfect Canuck fan tweet/graphic - no notes.

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@DhaliwalSports @FriedgeHNIC Going for his later stage Burkie outfit vibes I see. #It'snotatieit'sascarf ;)

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@JDylanBurke I’ll just leave this here: https://t.co/WQjjhN7Iuq

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@patersonjeff Life moves fast….

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@BatchHockey Let's just hope he swings his stick at somebody during the game, opening up your opportunity to run with "If an Ukko Pekka Luukkonen could chuck wood..." ;)

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@Jyrki21 Nilsi? ;)

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@ThomasDrance @patersonjeff Marketing guy to the rescue here. Banner to read: "We did a thing!" We can get 5% off ordering them in bulk...