DougM 🇺🇸🚀

Easily entertained, retired ol' Cold-War USAF satellite officer

[DougM 🇺🇸🚀 @DougM47]

@RCEY28 So, bow fishing isn't catch-and-release, then?

[DougM 🇺🇸🚀 @DougM47]

@AmericanFWoman Yeah, prompted an image of you in a wet uniform jogging up to my porch with a small package of cigars.

It's a good Friday.

[DougM 🇺🇸🚀 @DougM47]

@alphafox See also:
T.E. Lawrence,1917

[DougM 🇺🇸🚀 @DougM47]

@alphafox They generate turbulence when flicking a towel,
so that the corner does not go supersonic like a whip's lash and cause lacerations.

[DougM 🇺🇸🚀 @DougM47]

@RealJamesWoods Yep

[DougM 🇺🇸🚀 @DougM47]

@TheJadeWarwick Luke 22:36 NIV
Jesus said to them, "… and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.

[DougM 🇺🇸🚀 @DougM47]

@DrClownPhD @TheRicanMemes I like the original
https://t.co/oF6aIQNTnC

[DougM 🇺🇸🚀 @DougM47]

@DrClownPhD

[DougM 🇺🇸🚀 @DougM47]

@TheBabylonBee How about Jebus H. and Jebus F.N.?
They're used interchangeably.

[DougM 🇺🇸🚀 @DougM47]

@AmericanFWoman @TuckerCarlson That's a locker-room pat on the ass from me, sister.

[DougM 🇺🇸🚀 @DougM47]

@SGTWipper1Each It's a rite-of-passage vessel.

[DougM 🇺🇸🚀 @DougM47]

@OneBadDude_

[DougM 🇺🇸🚀 @DougM47]

@Bubblebathgirl Needs some color

[DougM 🇺🇸🚀 @DougM47]

@QuantumGuard17

[DougM 🇺🇸🚀 @DougM47]

@CNviolations Oh, goody…
mud wrestling's back

[DougM 🇺🇸🚀 @DougM47]

@DefiantLs I've changed my mind.
Every month should have a sin theme:

[DougM 🇺🇸🚀 @DougM47]

@TaraBull Two nostrils gave our ancestors the ability (like eyes and ears) to determine the direction and distance odors came from.
Yeah, that must be it.

[DougM 🇺🇸🚀 @DougM47]

@TheBabylonBee

[DougM 🇺🇸🚀 @DougM47]

@historyinmemes Worst movie I ever paid to watch.