Douglas McQuaid

Father | Author | Iowa All State QB 92’ | #girldad

[Douglas McQuaid @DougMcQuaid89]

Why does it always seem like your best hair day is the day you’re going to get it cut #barbershopquartet

[Douglas McQuaid @DougMcQuaid89]

Really just watched the entirety of the WNBA draft. #expand

[Douglas McQuaid @DougMcQuaid89]

Buffalo chicken dip in my bowl. Coors Banquet in my cup. Masters on my TV. In the wise words of Frank Sinatra, That’s Life. #themasters2025 #ididitmyway

[Douglas McQuaid @DougMcQuaid89]

Have you ever met a Dan who wasn’t the man? #danmightnotbetheman

[Douglas McQuaid @DougMcQuaid89]

If you don’t know ur girlfriends middle name, do you really have a girlfriend? #nooneknows #peoplebetrippingdawg

[Douglas McQuaid @DougMcQuaid89]

May or may not have just given a mouse a cookie. He’s now asking for Roth IRA contributions and 401k matching. #ratatouillewouldnever

[Douglas McQuaid @DougMcQuaid89]

What I would give for Doc Emrick to put the headset on one more time. I miss you Doc. #SCORES

[Douglas McQuaid @DougMcQuaid89]

@DANSMOOT69 No one does it like Connor Shaw man!

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Terry Bradshaw is up there on stage shaking like a leaf! #Bradshaking

[Douglas McQuaid @DougMcQuaid89]

Chiefs just got handed a friggin packet yo. #chiefskingdont

[Douglas McQuaid @DougMcQuaid89]

What research actually goes on in Antarctica? #SuperBowl

[Douglas McQuaid @DougMcQuaid89]

Why does temperature seem to determine whether or not people wear sunglasses? When was the last time you saw someone wearing sunglasses when it’s 30 out? #dickclarksnewyearsrockineve

[Douglas McQuaid @DougMcQuaid89]

@d1phillyd @andrewnuggets2 They smell like your mother’s beaver. #yomamasofat

[Douglas McQuaid @DougMcQuaid89]

Knowing that all the boys are eating is how I imagine a single father who works for a family construction company feels after bringing home a room temperature little caesar’s pizza to his depressed wife and 3 overweight children. #everyoneeats #generationrun

[Douglas McQuaid @DougMcQuaid89]

The last time I was sweating this bad in February, I was watching TB12 dice up the falcons defense in the second half of the Super Bowl like Bobby Flay on Iron Chef. #SliceNDice

[Douglas McQuaid @DougMcQuaid89]

Is this thing on? 🎤