Doug Mitchell

Douglas Mitchell | Finance | Providing liquidity to markets & local bars since ‘95 | 3 kids who adore me | 2 ex-wives who don’t

[Doug Mitchell @DougMitche74692]

@aflyindonut @HaroldJankman

[Doug Mitchell @DougMitche74692]

what fat bitches are in the 49 mile vicinity #tortasarelife #fatbitchesrule #moretolove

[Doug Mitchell @DougMitche74692]

Why in the sam fuck do men submit to pussy so easy?!
#pussyisundefeated
#3hrdrive
#splooge

[Doug Mitchell @DougMitche74692]

@RodMathman made it to THE brazos county… eat that bitch
#cstat
#fuckit

[Doug Mitchell @DougMitche74692]

@HaroldJankman fair point, but by next weekend we might be on our 3rd liver transplant?!
#coors
#alc
#nattylight

[Doug Mitchell @DougMitche74692]

@HaroldJankman let em hang and get your hog sucked
#grownassmanshit
#horny
#cstat
#iconislife

[Doug Mitchell @DougMitche74692]

@HaroldJankman @RodMathman @HaislerCole wonder what he’s doing in the bullpen right about now? Heard from the grapevine that he can barely touch 80?!

[Doug Mitchell @DougMitche74692]

@8linda_x97 @RodMathman @HaroldJankman can we get this type of chic at the kickback tonight?

[Doug Mitchell @DougMitche74692]

@HaroldJankman @RodMathman speaking of #60 on the cru, can we get a stat line for the night?
#cruKtilidie
#fuck60

[Doug Mitchell @DougMitche74692]

@HaroldJankman @4thOfJuly365 best way anyone could ever put it.

[Doug Mitchell @DougMitche74692]

@LathamRodr87590 I couldn’t agree more! Well said Addicus! #its5oclocksomewhere

[Addicus “Mammoth” Sappington @AddicusSapp]

Hit hammer curls next to this chick now she’s posting about me on tik tok #obsessed

[Doug Mitchell @DougMitche74692]

@_falsi1ke the ex always does it #stillinlove

[Doug Mitchell @DougMitche74692]

@CharlesCantlay Well said Charles!

[Doug Mitchell @DougMitche74692]

@Thebiglade throw a 24 pack of #coorslight on ice

[Sailor @NEEToDesu]

What if we kissed at the Whites Only water fountain

[Doug Mitchell @DougMitche74692]

@Silonscore grow some balls. #bitchesaintshit
#letthemhang

[Doug Mitchell @DougMitche74692]

Took a business trip this past weekend with @HaroldJankman, the bean was pretty neat besides all the blacks in the reflection. #jits #nigglets #bringbacksegregation

[Doug Mitchell @DougMitche74692]

@HaroldJankman @RodMathman If we can get the bar down to 115 on the blondes… I’ll be in attendance @HaroldJankman
#skinnybitches4L #anorexiarules