Doug Prishpreed

Channel 5 Sports Reporter also known as Dun Dorr *Not affiliated with Tim & Eric.

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I will be back soon young chips & old pips. Send in nude dads in the meamtime... #NudeDads

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I will be gone for a week dear dads, going up to Canada to find Dads who lost their boys in the rivers and lakes #VerySad

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@Beaverboy what a great man

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Coughed on a chip, still ate it

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“@tburgmcgills: @DougPrishpreed is your dad burly?”

#Husky

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My mustache is tickling my nostrils #DadProblems

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@DougPrishpreed daddy fried honcho #saddad #deaddog #riphoncho

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Sniffed

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@smcgettigan94 he needs a lot of beef/meat #UnhealthySadLevels

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Bryzgalov = #VerySadDad

#DadFact

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Dang dad took my cola so i picked his peppers #DangDad

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Saw some dang strangers, ran inside

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#ICantLiveWithout Ham

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Saw a man eating an entire #RoastBeast all by himself, his hocks were hefty #SadDad

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@ClintBible like a ham cube

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Saw a boy #Cute

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Lots of sad & lonely dads projected to be at Friday's Blackhawks Parade. Dads will be about in their Hawks garb

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Wilfred and Ruth forgot their dang doodles #SadArt

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“@Deadspin: Sad Zdeno Chara went on a sad carnival ride: http://t.co/jkFqmlEkDY”

Very #Sad

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Went to the Doc, my #SadnessLevels increased 200% from last month. This is bad news for #Dads