Doug the Prop🏉💙💛

Beer & rugby loving (reffing and coaching) dad of 3. Enjoys a bit of karaoke.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Robert Jenrick will be explaining how Reform will make £40bn worth of savings. Just like we did in all the councils we now run, where we promised to find loads of waste and cut council tax, then found zero savings and put council tax up.
#bbclaurak

[Doug the Prop🏉💙💛 @DougProp]

@JLyall93 He's been on decent form for a few seasons but GT never seems to notice.

[Doug the Prop🏉💙💛 @DougProp]

@GuntherEagleman Been trying to think what that dance move reminds me of....have remembered now. And I'm not sure it's God you should be thanking 😈

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

It is disgraceful that Andy Burnham took an hour out to appear on Gogglebox just to raise money for Stand Up To Cancer. If he's going to do a TV show he should do what I did and pocket £1.5million for eating some kangaroo bollocks.

[Doug the Prop🏉💙💛 @DougProp]

Thank you @Littlemorerfc and @banburyrufc3 for providing a decent game to ref in what were "gie driech" conditions at best. #BBO3 #rugby

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

The latest hot news that we will definitely not be holding a press conference about is that yesterday there were by-elections in three district councils, one city council and one county council and Reform lost in all of them. Our unstoppable march to power continues.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Feeling a bit rough this morning after being up all night comforting Richard Tice, who was crying hysterically.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"I once tried to bribe Clacton with £250,000 because I expected a by-election to be triggered when I was found guilty of breaking Parliamentary rules""

[#TheWorldsWorstRugbyClub ™️ @PontycynonRFC]

Rain coming down. 💧
Game called off. 🚫🏉
Shutters going up. 🆙️
Bar olympics on. 🍻🏆
#TheWorldsWorstRugbyClub

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

With the likelihood of a recall by-election imminent, I have taken a lesson from my friend Donald Trump and decided to bribe the people of Clacton with £250,000. This seems easier than doing any actual work or holding a single surgery.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

🤣🤣🤣

[Doug the Prop🏉💙💛 @DougProp]

@reformparty_uk Given @Nigel_Farage is hardly in the House of Commons and never in Clacton doing his job as an MP it's a bitnrich for him and your party to lecture others on work ethic.

[Doug the Prop🏉💙💛 @DougProp]

@RobertJenrick They'll seize money of you don't pay your taxes - can see why some of your Reform colleagues don't like that idea (specifically Tice.)

[Oliver Ryan MP @OliverRyanUK]

"BuT WaIT ThAts NoT WhAT NigEL SaYs!?"

[Fraser Nelson @FraserNelson]

UK crime was four times higher when Oasis first played Knebworth than at last year’s reunion gigs.

The collapse of crime and safer streets is one of the biggest stories of our time.

But one almost never told - or believed.

My take on today’s figures: https://t.co/Qgzowy6IDL

[Doug the Prop🏉💙💛 @DougProp]

@MattyCAFC @RickyHarries There's ways you can move the guy on the floor without stamping down like that - which is an act of downright thuggery.

[Doug the Prop🏉💙💛 @DougProp]

@CIPDNeil Should be a long, possibly lifetime, ban.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

The “private security team” the Reform council hired under the guise of keeping women safe, have assaulted two teen girls by HANDCUFFING them despite having zero lawful right to do so.

So the only notable thing that Operation Vanguard has done is *checks notes* assault girls.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Take a moment to remember what we promised Brexit would deliver: a well-funded NHS, less immigration, more jobs, flourishing businesses with no red tape, easy to get on the housing ladder, boom time for farming, fishing and steel industries... I do hope you're enjoying it.

[Doug the Prop🏉💙💛 @DougProp]

@ZiaYusufUK ITV should be ashamed? How about your party given what some of your officials brazenly said?