Doug Sanders

God first, guns second, family third. These colors don’t run, they reload. Triple option enthusiast.

[Doug Sanders @DougSanders]

Did I go to Chili’s? Yes. Did I take the survey and let our nation’s heroes know they’re appreciated? Also yes. Did I watch a black couple have a domestic dispute in the parking lot? Unfortunately yes. Get your bitch in check Tyrell. #LANK #Chilis

[Doug Sanders @DougSanders]

Brian Kelly is a Nazi. (And he also killed a kid). #BKKAK

[Doug Sanders @DougSanders]

All time quote from coach Cig on the no PI call. #GoogleMe #Hoosiers

[Doug Sanders @DougSanders]

What a quad box. #WhiteHeritage

[Doug Sanders @DougSanders]

At least Arch is honest. #HornsDown

[Doug Sanders @DougSanders]

DEI “Cracker Jills” just ruined my night.

[Doug Sanders @DougSanders]

Elisheva is probably so upset rn😔. Sun Belt Billy can’t keep getting away with this. #FireNapier

[Doug Sanders @DougSanders]

Just saw an anti-DUI ad and the people about to drink and drive were wearing Dolphins shirts. I completely understand. #FireMcDaniel #FireGrier #RapeTua

[Doug Sanders @DougSanders]

I have a 12 pack in the refrigerator and I WILL be drinking all of it tonight.

[Doug Sanders @DougSanders]

Gonna play a game tonight called “How many beers can I drink before I forget Florida lost to USF”. Looking forward to it. #FireNapier

[Doug Sanders @DougSanders]

@DarnellTheGeek I will not.

[Doug Sanders @DougSanders]

Fire Billy Napier before I commit acts of domestic terrorism and kill myself. #FireNapier #FireStricklin #KillingMyself

[Doug Sanders @DougSanders]

@ChadMason1979 15-30 WR/Bubble screens for negative yardage.

[Doug Sanders @DougSanders]

Beer and PAC-12 after-dark is God’s greatest gift to human kind. (It’s still the PAC-12 to me). #Bliss

[Doug Sanders @DougSanders]

Oh my lord get this bitch off my screen and put the game back on. This is what Kamala’s America would’ve looked like. #Shrink

[Doug Sanders @DougSanders]

Dad sharing his ball knowledge and mom sending a DeChambeau video. What a day in the family GC. #expand

[Doug Sanders @DougSanders]

First parlay of the season didn’t hit. #RapeCarsonHansen

[Doug Sanders @DougSanders]

Getting elly with a can of Spotted Cow. Fantastic beer. #Ferda

[Doug Sanders @DougSanders]

Hitting the links today. Waiting to tee off and overheard some douche in the group behind us say “anyone wanna play some fun games today? Bro we could totally do the back off challenge!” #Shrink

[Doug Sanders @DougSanders]

The pops is flexing his travels in the family group chat (his burner) again. Don’t worry, he also thinks Texas A&M is a gay cult. #Faggies

[Doug Sanders @DougSanders]

“BROOOOO I bet the mailman was so intimidated when he had to drop off this package.” #Smathers