Doug “Unc” ShowsBurner

UF 07 | Quarter Zip enthusiast | Tweeter of random shit | Shit Golfer | could’ve went pro in BSB if I didn’t get injured

[Doug “Unc” ShowsBurner @DougShowsBurner]

Putting the phrase “put the ball through the uprights” to the real test here. #obliterate

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Me too brother me too, it’s rough out here #expand

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Thot daughter extends the series to 3-0 will they get the sweep? #nuke

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Is this one of Quagmire’s long lost daughters or something 😭 the resemblance is uncanny

[Brian Atlas @BrianAtlas]

hoeflation is insane summer 2026

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@themidhambino Throw some socks on those dogs big fella

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@HugoGoldenbloom Good god he caught a wild snorlax

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@chuddraper We know you swiped right Don don’t lie

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When I’m paying my bill and the lowest tip option starts at 20%

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So what was the point of people voting when a challenge winner gets saved from americas vote, this must be what communism feels like. They deadass knew Kenzie’s ass was dead last too. Shit is so rigged #loveislandUSA

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@cherriesandhope @DiscussingFilm 🤯 American film made for US audience has English speaking actors

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The Girls when Sincere gets caught lying multiple times but don’t say anything but when KC says anything they gang up on him and don’t let him speak.

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@NextYrHogs I guess we’re kings fans now!

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@HTidepod @ReclaimD1 Because all these bitches do is hit their vapes and pens thinking it's cool cause they see others do it. And they be sucking lots of dih of these NFL guys to be sounding like that too.

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@NextYrHogs

[Calipari Muse @NextYrHogs]

Don’t let Cal get hot now, things might get dangerous! Sinister six if we get the reclass! I’m so hyped for this season.
#wps

[Doug “Unc” ShowsBurner @DougShowsBurner]

I think we’ve hit a new low as a society. These fucking Kalshi ads. Nobody want to bet on no love island.

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Ya gay son in 4, the sweep continues! What the hell did I just read. #gayson

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One of the best playoff runs that I can remember by the Knicks only losing one game. And having the refs against them in most of their games against the spurs. Didn’t matter!! #knicks #NBAFinals

[Doug “Unc” ShowsBurner @DougShowsBurner]

Doing all this just to lose! Fuck you wemby you dirty ass fucking player! Tried to hurt players all playoffs and had the refs sucking you off. Still didn’t matter! Fuck the spurs! Hate Watch Successful!!!