Douglas Srulowitz

I am a proud father of an amazing soldier, patriot, lawyer, conservative, now Sacramento A’s fan

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@MahikRani50377 Tips were calculated on the bill excluding tax! $20 is more than enough.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary I signed up because Elon Musk bought Twitter. Little did I know his politics would soon shift inline with mine.

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Democrats!!

[Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavino]

President Trump at the State of the Union: "If you agree with this statement, then stand up and show your support: The first duty of the AMERICAN government is to protect AMERICAN citizens, not illegal aliens.”

DEMS clearly do not agree..

This says it all, AMERICA……

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Truer words were never spoken

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True

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@femalebodybuil6 I did that about 10 years ago!

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@trumplicans2024 The Waddles

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@ohhanxiety Got it.

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@honeymoon250 A society for the aforementioned to live

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@iman_560 A spring bar

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@thakurshreya343 HHO, 2 is the value denoting the number of Hydrogen molecules 😁

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@Matt_Pinner 20. How about 21. Catch polywogs, 22. Ride a bike with a banana seat, 23. Own a lava lamp, 24. Wear bell bottoms, 25. Wear parachute pants, 26. Own a muscle car 27. Listen to 8-track, 28. Watch movie on beta, 29. Watch movie on Laserdisc, 30. Sit in the back of a stationwagon

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Evil. It couldn’t happen to a more deserving POS. https://t.co/wCaVVE4QGg

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@Mishi_2210 45
4+7 = 21 + 11 = 32
5+8 = 32 + 13 = 45

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@oelma__ It is “I.” But was I ever really here? 🤔

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@AntiWokeMemes Yes

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@honeymoon250 Waiting in line for sleigh tryouts

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@dussyme When they expire!

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@Mrsandi988 37821

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@honeymoon250 Your eyes are the first thing you open! 😍

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@Wisdom_HQ All months have 28 days!