DougT

Comedian, Hypnostist, Get out and see my show!

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Hey @usopengolf please just show us golf instead of these idiots blabbering on about odds and other nonsense. Seriously your killing the vibe! #usopen #peacock

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@Coach_Entz @NDSUfootball Thanks @Coach_Entz what a great group to work with. Have a great season!

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@DougStanhope @DougStanhope Snickerz in Fort Wayne, In was a little strange for a name but not nearly as strange as the green room. Looked like PeeWee’s Playhouse.

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@TheNotoriousMMA announcing he’s retiring again is the equivalent of me saying I’m done drinking for good. See ya soon. #McGregor #mcgregorretires

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Hit in the face with a stick- Danger in the streets of India https://t.co/GgcuTr5qLO via @YouTube Shit gone crazy in India! #coronavirusmemes #coronavirus #laugh

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@MaryTomasi Yes it is clearly not on!!!

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#HalftimeShow I’m did we remember everything. Wait... shit I forgot batteries in the mic. No worries we won’t need that. No one is looking at the mic.

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#HalftimeShow hey dumbasses at least turn the mic on to make it a little realistic. #lipsync #SuperBowl

[Linn-Mar Girls Track & Field @LM_GirlsTrack]

Today we recognize another member from our State Meet team that had an outstanding 2019 season, adding quality/depth to our hurdle squad, SO Tera Thompson

▪️ State Meet Alternate- Shuttle Hurdle Relay
▪️ MVC JV Meet placewinner (400m/400m hurdles)
▪️ Top underclassmen hurdler

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@NBCSports you might want to do a little quality control. Turn up the mics on the announcers on #supercross can’t hear anything but the ambient sound. #supercrosslive

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@Delta To be honest you aren’t really that sorry. Sorry is just a way to move on. You had the chance to show you were sorry and help... Buttttttt..... nope

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@Delta Already been down that road. 45 minute phone call later. It’s okay though policy is policy and it can’t be changed. Anymore that is, because you have in the past.

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@SportsCenter here is a video of my daughter making a highlight reel catch in CF. Unfortunately she suffered a season ending LCL injury a few plays later. #SCtop10

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I wrote this about my favorite comedian @SteveMartinToGo when I was 10. Ironically I make my living touring as a comedian now. #foreshadowing

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@joerogan thought you might like this pic I shot of a bull in RMNP yesterday. Dude was bugling his ass off.

[Mark Jigarjian @Jiggycomedy]

@DougTcomedy kidnapped me in Iowa & forced me to do manual labor on his dumb old truck (pictured). This may be my last known photo. Mahalo.

[Michael Carbonaro @carbonaro]

Barcelona, I hang my head. My love, support and respect are with you. xoxo♥️

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@cjhosch @AmandaB_Foster Head Move! It's like a orange on a toothpick @cjhosch

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@mineemowse @USAEntertain @Joe_Gatto thanks Donna!!

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@AdamCianciarulo are you in Nassau, Bahamas? If not you have a twin.