Doug Newberry

If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

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@PeteHegseth @POTUS The three slogans of the Party in George Orwell's 1984 are "War is Peace," "Freedom is Slavery," and "Ignorance is Strength".

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@YourAnonNews @AOC You forgot to tag him … @StephenM … done.

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Not to be outdone again by pretty-boy @PeteHegseth who got to change the name of his office to Department of War, White House Deputy Chief of Staff, @StephenM Miller, changed the spelling of his last name to Mueller, because it looks more Nazi, more Gansta.

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Did @OliviaRayTV just say this will be @Bengals first @NFL_MNF in franchise history? https://t.co/R400Rd1yt0

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Twitter PSA

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@ProfessorBlair @Enquirer @cweiser @Enquirer had called it for DeWine when only 300 votes were counted (.01%) We're they using exit polling? Rolling the dice? I dunno.

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@pattinewberry If Jake said that his father killed Chris Rhoden Sr and two others and went into those crime scene alone then how did Jake shoot but not kill Chris Rhoden Sr?

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@pattinewberry So if Jake went into Rhoden Sr's trailer later and the bodies were moved, who moved them?

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@pattinewberry Which Wagner lived at 260 Peterson Road?

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@JakeSherman @maureendowd There are 18 playlists (so far) on Spotify with Jann Wenner's desert island playlist -- all created in the last 5 days.

[Patricia Gallagher Newberry @pattinewberry]

Sisters Caroline and Greta Menninger of Green Township — here with parents John and Lindsay — today asked @JoeBiden for train service from Cincinnati to Cleveland. The train-loving president said he would try.

[Patricia Gallagher Newberry @pattinewberry]

Finneytown twins Carter and Nolan Neefus — here with parents Eric and Erin and sibling Mason Deane — got a few minutes with @JoeBiden today to talk about their shared struggles with stuttering.

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@bradwenstrup Gerrymandering

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@USPS 60 days from July 1 is not August 10.
@LouisDeJoy SMH. (PS: It's only 41 days)

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And this man can start a nuclear war if he gets mad.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

ADORABLE: Even the president has an imaginary friend.

[U.S. Term Limits @USTermLimits]

Getting elected to Congress is the golden ticket to luxury benefits and a lifelong career. No wonder they don't leave. #TermLimits #ArticleV

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

Get you a Shutdown Mug! 100% of the Late Show’s profits go to @WCKitchen to help @chefjoseandres and his team feed federal workers during the shutdown! They’re available now at https://t.co/eFgj7pGOz7

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@TheDweck @bethstebner Is this a missing scene from "Idiocracy?"