Derek Douglas

I’m a degenerate

[Derek Douglas @Doug_ie10]

People from the Midwest are another breed

Immune to the extreme high and low temperatures

If you ask us it’s not the heat it’s the humidity

And it’s not the cold but the dang wind

[Derek Douglas @Doug_ie10]

Now I understand what they meant about the younger generations. The neighbor kid just kicked a ball into my yard and as I picked it up he said “Sorry I 360 no-scoped that ball to outer space”. I may have had my first boomer moment today.

[Derek Douglas @Doug_ie10]

Dude at the grocery store said “hmm you don’t see a lot of older people eating hot Cheetos”. I said “listen here you little shit”

[Derek Douglas @Doug_ie10]

Man this new Twitter just isn’t twittering like it used to. Like is it even called a tweet anymore or is it a xweet? I need answers Elon

[Derek Douglas @Doug_ie10]

@youngoch baptized this man. He belongs to the church now

[Kansas Jayhawk Fans @FansOfKU]

🗣ON HIS HEAD

[Derek Douglas @Doug_ie10]

To all the homies I haven’t talked to in awhile, I hope y’all good

[Derek Douglas @Doug_ie10]

Dogecoin

[Derek Douglas @Doug_ie10]

Hear me out, what if we lived in a world where the appropriate thing to do when you finished a cup of coffee was to throw the mug against a wall and shatter it? Now think of your favorite coffee shop

[Derek Douglas @Doug_ie10]

Just saw one of the new electric mustangs, and let me tell ya I 100% believe that Dogecoin is a more valuable company

[Matt Lisle @CoachLisle]

Remembering Montana Tech's Bob Green.

By far the funniest coach in college football history.

[Derek Douglas @Doug_ie10]

@RayeBabieee Thought I was slick 😂

[Dogecoin Rise 🌎🚀🌕 @DogecoinRise]

Retweet If You Think This Will Happen Today. #DogecoinRise #DogeDay420 #DogeDay 🐕🪙📈🚀🌕

[Derek Douglas @Doug_ie10]

Well this is it, I’m addicted to day trading

[Derek Douglas @Doug_ie10]

Professor: “sometimes I like to make every answer on an exam question correct and watch you guys knock yourself out for 10 minutes”

I feel victimized

[Derek Douglas @Doug_ie10]

Yo I hope y’all have a good week

[Derek Douglas @Doug_ie10]

I’m quote tweeting for Brian Scalabrine, NBA champion in 2008 with 10.7 minutes per game, man got it done in a fraction of the time

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Who’s the greatest basketball player of all time?

[Derek Douglas @Doug_ie10]

My landlord just sent this out, thinking she’s slick trying to get a picture of my toes

[Chef Heff 🔴🟡🔴 @Arrowhead_Heff]

I’m a personal chef based out of Kansas City, MO...I sell plates on the daily and I even do parties/big events! Trying to really kick this thing into gear. a RT won’t hurt! So, Twitter....do ya thang!

[Derek Douglas @Doug_ie10]

I’m frying

[Derek Douglas @Doug_ie10]

Anytime someone trashes on The fast & furious series

[•Briana• @a_briana]

what movie y’all defending like this?

[Cloud9ineDreams💫 @Cloud9ineDreams]

help get my parents a new mattress they deserves it. pls rt