Doug Benson

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TONIGHT L.A.!

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L.A.! Now that this 4th of July nonsense has blown over, let’s have a fun night of watching crap!

THE BENSON MOVIE INTERRUPTION, with special guests @SklarBrothers & @ellorysmith (plus one more surprise interrupter), is happening Tuesday night at 7:00, only at Dynasty Typewriter!

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Taking a moment during this super boring BRO-VEAL thing to say that if you care about my BIG BROTHER thoughts and opinions this summer follow me on Threads.

#BigBrother

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@sagetrader007 @LaughingSurrey @allenanalysis You sound like someone I’m about to block.

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Have a great Monday, everybody.

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BREAKING: A mother who previously claimed on RFK Jr.‘s Children’s Health Defense podcast that vaccines killed her 18-month-old twins has now been charged with their murders.

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He should get a Nobel Piece Of Shit Prize.

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They evacuated the event because he evacuated his bowels.

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LA CAGE was fantastic. And I also enjoyed SCHMIGADOON, CATS: THE JELLICLE BALL and THE 25TH ANNUAL PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE - where I was selected to be a guest speller!

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I’ve seen some shows I really liked at @NYCityCenter - RAGTIME, TITANIC, BAT BOY - and this evening I’m excited to be seeing the closing night performance of LA CAGE AUX FOLLES with Billy Porter and @WayneBrady!

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L.A.! Now that this 4th of July nonsense has blown over, let’s have a fun night of watching crap!

THE BENSON MOVIE INTERRUPTION, with special guests @SklarBrothers & @ellorysmith (plus one more surprise interrupter), is happening Tuesday night at 7:00, only at Dynasty Typewriter!

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@Mike4Liberty @JoeyMannarino Goodbye Mike!

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@fst_nml @JoeyMannarino Why don’t you like pride parades?

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@AdamKinzinger Even worse. Nobody’s gonna create a dish called Eggs Donald.

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@j4ck88 @charli_xcx Hi, anonymous a-hole. Also, goodbye!

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New DOUG LOVES MOVIES episode is out now with comedians Lace Larrabee, Nathan Lund and Geoff Tate. Get it wherever you get your podcasts!

Or here: https://t.co/6olKBuwxny

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@AnonPrion @JayCeeman2130 @bourscheid Listing your height and IQ in your bio makes me assume both numbers are lower than you claim.

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@henry4Christ777 @Variety You quoting Jesus here?

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If anybody needs any last minute Father’s Day gift ideas hit me up.

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@ianhamilton1982 Haha

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Maryland Heights, MO! Two more shows tonight at Westport Plaza Funny Bone. Look for the big gold glove!

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St. Louis, MO! I’ll be at the Funny Bone Westport June 16-18. Come for the laughter, stay for more laughter!

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