Greg Fitzsimmons

Fitzdog Radio, Childish and Sunday Papers podcasts every week! New special, “You Know Me,” out NOW on YouTube. On the road with my new hour, tickets below.

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Attell and Oakerson are talking about it. So it's real. My special, "You Know Me," just hit 200K views on YouTube! Make it 200,001. #standupcomedy #youknowme #comedyspecial

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@TheAlSmithee @joederosacomedy @somaddysmith Damn. That’s a strong reaction

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Live Fitzdog Radio taping w/ @joederosacomedy & @somaddysmith Saturday in Tampa at #JokeworldFestival

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My brilliant friend @mariabamfoo has a great new doc! @TheJuddApatow https://t.co/Wlnyw70jaU

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Please help honor the loving spirit of our friend @BaldBryan - his doc premiers Fri 25 Sep 5:00 PM - Sat 26 Sep 11:00 PM: DaVinci International Film Festival https://t.co/r9ia2jacas

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@Iaintausername @joederosacomedy @somaddysmith You mean watching someone write a curse on the fog of his car window? Lighten up snowflake.

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@gopackjo Sweet gig

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@TheFakening @TheEllenShow @johnkrasinski @BBBaumgartner @jennafischer Ah the old days

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@mikeyd1168 @Delta Hahaha!

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Flew to NYC today to attend a funeral in the morning. My suitcase with my suit in it was lost by @Delta. It is literally impossible to get anybody on the phone and I don’t want to go to the funeral in sweatpants. What happened to Delta? Have they given up?

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@RayeleneMacL @Delta And my podcast recorder and microphones. Can’t do podcast this week because I’m on the road for 7 days

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@DadofBochy @ChrismanJet @BreezeAirways It was written on a foggy window. Not by me btw. Otherwise this all lines up.

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Trying to check in on @BreezeAirways and its impossible. I would fly another way of you can. Or walk. Would be easier

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@DadofBochy @mistercecil @ChrismanJet @BreezeAirways Nobody keyed a car. It was fog on a window. Not done by me btw. Slightly different story

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@ChrismanJet @BreezeAirways I did not touch the car. Laura simply wrote on some fog on his window. Breathe.

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@GearShrex @HollywoodImprov @JeffDye @MrGeorgeWallace @KingKightlinger She wrote on some fog on his window. Is that vandalism?

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@3_R_84 @BreezeAirways A- I was not involved in touching the car. B- the car was not keyed. She wrote on some fog on his window. Take a breath

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@ChrismanJet @BreezeAirways It was written with her finger on a foggy windshield

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@JeffDye @KingKightlinger Agreed it was not a nice thing to do. But to be clear there was no vandalism. She wrote it with her finger on some fog that was on his window.

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One of my favorite clubs!

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Such a good guy.

Greg Fitzsimmons | July 24–25
Seen on Conan, The Tonight Show, and The Howard Stern Show.

Ticket link in bio.

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Tomorrow night come see me open for @GregFitzShow at Mamba Huntington Beach! Get tickets NOW: https://t.co/snN2hJW7AI