Jet Chrisman

Named Jet, meant to fly fast, high, run out of fuel, and land hard, driving an inspection of my undercarriage. Would you like to volunteer for this job?

[Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper]

In this episode of women being retarded... Single mom goes camping with daughter and gets fucked up by bears.

[Good Morning UFO @goodmorningufo]

Leslie is a no BS kind of lady.

And I Totally understand.

I know exactly what it’s like to be defamed by Kelly Chase.

Glad someone finally put the hammer on her. Legally.

Defamation is some serious shit.

[Marcell Fóti 🪨 @FoMaHun]

Remember the melted staircase of Dendera? This spring my colleague and I were in Dendera, Egypt. It's the temple with the highest number of mysteries per square meter on Earth.

This is where you'll find the famous "light bulb," the hidden passageways inside the walls, and the melted staircase.

Well, I don't know about you, but I decided we're going to crack this mystery. With an actual solution.

So, with the help of an expert, we created a 3D model of the melted staircase.

Here's how it works: you slowly walk up the stairs, taking a photo at every step, and then software stitches it all together into a millimeter-accurate 3D model. Take a look!

Tomorrow I'll show you what came out of it.

[Jet Chrisman @ChrismanJet]

@ComicDaveSmith Dave is such a hobo, says dumb stuff, gets called out, says he was just exaggerating. Such a smooth brain 🧠

[Hank Rearden @datrearden]

@ComicDaveSmith Saying the one million thing, getting called out on it by the whole internet, then saying “eh it’s just hyperbole”, is gayer than anything Dave Rubin has ever done.

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

I used AI to create this short film.

America, you’ve been warned.

[Doxfeed @DoxfeedCompute]

IVE HAD IT ANALYSIS UPDATE.

Doxfeed has pulled over 240,000 comments from their YouTube account. And hundreds of transcripts.

The analysis is launching today. But it will only contain the YouTube data. We are still in the process of collecting data from other accounts which will roll out through the week.

The analysis will wire directly into @YouTube terms of service. So you can let them know every comment, and every video that violates it.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

We’re going to deport you

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

Nou kenbe pwomès nou…

Nou detwi kay Lanmò San Jou ak katye jeneral gang 400 Mawozo a.

Pifò ladan yo kouri ale san yo pa menm eseye goumen.

Ala lach yo lach! 🥲

[𝙴𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚎𓅫 @2tuffeddie]

Went on a date, she hardly talked. So I didn't bother following up with her. 19 days later she texted me

[Bobbie Williams @Bobbieew84]

Wifey material.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN: SecWar Pete Hegseth just WALKED OUT the morning after he defeated impeachment

He's here to honor fallen heroes and the troops, the best among us all. THEY COME FIRST 🇺🇸

That's a guy who loves the warfighters.

God bless our heroes and their families 🙏🏻

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

the 2:00 min mark I am dying

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Wow! This woman posted her video days before the clip from Dave Chappelle’s show leaked.

She said she and many others were walking out of the show early because it was “trash.”

According to her, Chappelle spent the evening talking crap about Charlie Kirk’s assassination, attacking Trump, and making fun of Jesus. She also claimed that even security staff acknowledged that people were complaining about the show.

[Blaze @browomo]

This girl spent the whole NIGHT making out with Clavicular in Miami while her boyfriend thought she was just partying 😳

“You wanna go f*ck?”

“Yeah”

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

What the hell…

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

I’m an older dude. We’ve NEVER had a better leader in the Pentagon. Ever.

We must protect him at all costs! Our troops deserve it!
💪🇺🇸🔥

[Sam Tripoli @samtripoli]

Would

[UAP 𓂀 Luigi 👁️⃤ 🇺🇸 κρυπτός W.👽MJ12 SOM1-01🫈 @UAPLuigi]

Kelly Chase is leaving UFOLOGY.

This isn’t a train station, no need to announce your departure miss.

Good riddance