Buzz Patterson

Husband, Dad, Speaker, Author, Pilot, Former Carrier of the Nuke Football. @RedState Columnist, NYT Bestselling author x 2. ✝️

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

So disappointing. @edsheeran took the cowardly route. He chose his career over humanity. He supports terror organizations (Hamas) over peace. He brushes off October 7th, and says this:

“What is happening in Gaza is catastrophic and unjustifiable and disproportionate.”

Sorry, Ed. You chose the wrong side. I get it. $$$

But you’re stupid.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

@CAgovernor Gavvy Pooh is going down swinging. 🤣🤣🤣

This clown is coked out of his mind.

Send in the feds. 😎

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Gavvy Pooh is going down swinging. 🤣🤣🤣

This clown is coked out of his mind.

Send in the feds. 😎

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

I just enacted a new law PROHIBITING other state militaries from entering California unless they have EXPLICIT permission from the Governor.

California will defend the rights of the nearly 40 million people who call our state home.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

In my many years flying C-141s and among many various operations, I was one of the Air Force pilots chosen by the CIA/DEA to fly discreet, “quiet” missions in and around the world. Really interesting flying, and to places I wouldn’t normally go; we wore regular civilian clothes with no reference to the US Air Force. It was fun.

Generally, we’d get to some exotic location and turn the airplane over to the “customers” while we rested. I had a rough idea what we were carrying but not the specifics. I do know that I had a letter signed by the President of the United States that all cargo was exempt from customs and agriculture.

On one particular mission, we were flying around Asia and the Middle East. Our last stop one day was Chaing Mai, Thailand.

We had a few days off and none of us had ever been there. And, they put us up in a really nice place. So, we decided to make the most out of it.

The whole crew took a taxi for a day trip to a Buddhist Temple to check it out, and immediately became a nuisance. Wat Phra Singh Woramahaw, or something like that. One of the loadmasters kept singing Snoop Dogg's songs, out loud. At one point, the sitting Prime Minister of Thailand showed up at the temple. My load yelled, PM in the house!”

Loadmasters, am I right? 🤣

They asked us to leave.

Then, we visited a shop that spun worms into silk. It was cool but depressing. Just a bunch of young women and girls, spinning worms.

All in all, it was a fun day of crew sightseeing, and lots of frivolity. Never drop an American aircrew into Chaing Mai. The one-liners were flying. 🤣

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Hey @CNN, Biden did this. Did you complain?

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

.@CNN is big mad. And I’m lapping it up like a runaway puppy in the desert.

Cry harder, sweetheart. We love it! 🤣🤣🤣

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

When I was a Delta pilot, I used to layover in Minneapolis a lot. I visited the Mall of America a few years ago. I’d heard about it and had lots of time to kill. The copilot told me not to waste my time but I was super bored. I went for it.

I immediately regretted it. I felt like I was back in Mogadishu in 1993. Black Hawk Down vibes. It’s a third world hell hole. Couldn’t wait to leave. It’s not the United States, it’s Somalia.

We don’t want it and we don’t want @Ilhan.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

@JacquiHeinrich BS, Jacqui. And you know it.

The First Amendment doesn’t protect hate speech and propaganda. You want to cover the White House? Earn it.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

BS, Jacqui. And you know it.

The First Amendment doesn’t protect hate speech and propaganda. You want to cover the White House? Earn it.

[Jacqui Heinrich @JacquiHeinrich]

Today’s action revoking access for journalists from CNN, POLITICO, and MSNOW violates the First Amendment. The implications extend beyond these organizations: a standard used to exclude one news outlet because of its coverage could be applied to any outlet in the future. The American people, through a free and independent press, must be able to scrutinize those elected to power, regardless of whether government officials view it favorably.  That’s why courts have repeatedly held that once the White House provides access to journalists, it cannot deny that access arbitrarily or based on the content of their reporting. The WHCA calls on the administration to immediately restore our colleagues' access.

- Jacqui Heinrich, WHCA President

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

The heart of evil. This group. They hate you. And everything about you. Take note.

[Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton]

Man of the people, Gavin Newsom leaves his $9 million Kentfield estate to dine with Hollywood elites Robert De Niro, Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire at Nobu in Malibu.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Great piece from Aaron Prager. Our younger men feel like the deck is stacked against them.

I totally agree. Because they’re right. Progressive liberalism subjugates manhood. Our men don’t need to take their abuse.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Senator Bill Hagerty eviscerates our “Allies” who’ve turned their back on Israel. 🔥

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

IT HURTS SO GOOD

Just finished another all-night Atlantic crossing in the C-141. Black ocean below, stars so sharp they look like ice crystals, cockpit bathed in that soft red glow from the instruments.

Then it happens.

You’re somewhere east of Greenland when the horizon starts to bleed orange. A few minutes later, the sun claws its way up and hits you square in the face like a goddamn laser. No gentle sunrise out here—just a white-hot stab right through your eyeballs. You’re already half-delirious from hours of ocean boredom and too much coffee, and suddenly it feels like someone’s holding a blowtorch to your retinas.

Sunglasses? Useless.

Still feels like it’s burning a hole through your skull. You just squint, lean into it, and keep the nose pointed east while the whole cockpit turns gold and your eyes water like you’re crying for home. Throw up some aviation charts or today’s newspaper. Anything.

Nothing quite like it. Pure aviation poetry wrapped in temporary blindness. And I loved it!❤️

God, I miss that beast. ✈️

#C141 #Starlifter #MilitaryAviation #AtlanticCrossing

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

.@CNN is big mad. And I’m lapping it up like a runaway puppy in the desert.

Cry harder, sweetheart. We love it! 🤣🤣🤣

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

CNN reporter Betsy Klein was denied access at the White House on Saturday morning and her press pass was seized, one day after President Donald Trump announced that he was "banning" CNN, MS NOW and Politico. https://t.co/8xP8JIu8CQ

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Your mom doesn’t think so. Ask her.

[Patrick Martin @delldweller]

@BuzzPatterson Hay Buzz. Ever think you have mental issues and might need therapy? Just asking

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

@SchoodicPoint We think Dachsund and spaniel. But she’s a rescue.🤷‍♂️

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Daddy’s watching football. Sadie’s enjoying a nap. Every once in a while she gets disturbed when I yell at the refs. 😎❤️

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Men, if you’re not helping women put their bags into the overhead, turn in your man card. Period.

Flight attendants are super busy. You can help.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Wow! Hollywood continues their hari kiri.

Is the Writer’s Guild really going to try this again? Their last strike was a disaster: 5 months of shutdown, BILLIONS lost in production and state output, and thousands of jobs lost.

Last time, 17% of local showbiz jobs were lost. The ones who could least afford it.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

It’s a Date: Paramount, California AG and Writers Guild Agree on Meeting for Settlement Talks https://t.co/zCCWR3gBD1

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

@OliLondonTV Disgusting rats. These people wouldn’t know what “swear” even means. They don’t believe in God. They believe in revolution.

Their words are reprehensible and empty. Real vets know. 🙏