Dougie Todman

‘Are you an idiot?’ ‘No, sir, I’m a dreamer.’

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@theteapotturner Instant lump in my throat when I watched it yesterday.

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“I wonder what my dad would think of that?”🥹💚

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Recognising 𝒉𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚.

🏟️ 💚

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@KieranPowerHibs @HibernianFC Nah mate, it’s the 150th anniversary dinner. Trying to get 5 tickets, 2 ST and 3 non. Wouldn’t let me proceed with the 3 non-ST unassigned.

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The gaffer 💪

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“Couldn’t really see from the dugout.”
“It’s with the referees.”

Couldn’t mark his neck with a blowtorch.

Once he has seen it, I look forward to his week long comments about how it was an incorrect decision.

[Sky Sports Scotland @ScotlandSky]

💭 “I think it’s one of my favourite wins of the season”

Brendan Rodgers gives his post-match thoughts after his side went 16 points clear in the Scottish Premiership ⤵️

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I look forward to a week long discussion about the non award of a penalty to St Mirren at 2-3 and what must’ve been the quickest VAR check in history.

Minutes later it’s 2-4.

I’m sure Brendan will be all over it.

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@JimSpenceDundee I agree with pulling the plug on funding but lawyers?😂 were you calling for lawyers when the last min pen was given at ER? Which WAS incorrect. Cry all you like but it came off his arm 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Funny, I’ve yet to see a Dundee United fan slam the ref for giving them the ball back after their player went down injured and we were in possession.
They also could’ve given us it back but decided against it.

“But, but he gave a goal kick.”

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Mind reading somewhere a chicken was able to live without a head.
I think we signed him on loan from Celtic.

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@PaulFinny Genuinely no idea, but that only applied to the bench, not the actual subs. If clubs wanna make a stupid amount of subs, they should be forced to play young players.

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Hearts have made 7 subs.
Wtf is that all about!?
Absolute nonsense that there’s a scenario that could allow that to happen.

Never agreed with the 5sub rule but if we have to have it, surely make it so 2 out of the 5 must be u21.
Encourage/force managers to throw on a young lad.

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Just ban slide tackles.
This is a perfect tackle, hard but fair.

Clancy 🤡 only pulls it up cause the Ayr players start greetin’.
A point proved when 5mins later there’s a near identical (if not slightly worse) tackle on Cadden that goes completely unpunished.

[BBC Sport Scotland @BBCSportScot]

🗣️ 'Spicy opening to the tie'

Ayr United not happy with the yellow shown for this challenge from Nectar Triantis in the opening minute 🟨

🏆 @ScottishCup: Ayr United v Hibs
📺 @BBCScotland & @BBCiPlayer

#BBCFootball

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@AdmiralFallow @HibernianRetro @SCS1809 @PedzKeenan The black away kit, how much you after?

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Very much enjoying my timeline tonight.

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People who don’t see the issue with this don’t understand football, or competitive sport in general.

Read the fucking room. Moron.

Still have fans defending him cause his xG or whatever’s gid.

[Premier Sports @PremSportsTV]

"It's embarrassing... not acceptable." 🗣️

@dothebartman1 on Hibernian's Élie Youan doing keepie uppies following Jordan Obita's first half red card 👀

#DUNHIB

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Where’s the captain btw?
Another serial loser who hides constantly.
Our captains in recent years have been an embarrassment.
Not a leader among them, and it shows on the park.

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I don’t care if the boy Smith has nae legs, get him in the team over Bursik.