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I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously.

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The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.

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Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

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Why stop now just when I'm hating it?

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I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

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I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.

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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

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Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.

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A nerd is someone who uses a telephone to talk to other people about telephones.

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Why stop now just when I'm hating it?

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To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

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He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.

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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

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It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear.

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.

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Life is wasted on the living.

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Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart.

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.