Douglas Bubble-Trousers

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Feminists went from "#MeToo," "believe all victims" to denying 250,000 UK girls were raped because the perpetrators are brown

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

The man’s a stain on humanity—and he’s never tried to wash it off.

[Douglas Bubble-Trousers @DouglasBubble]

@ElArteDeLaVidaX You just said, don’t eat breakfast?!

[Douglas Bubble-Trousers @DouglasBubble]

@SaraEisen I hope your raging liberal co host @carlquintanilla recognizes this.

[Sara Eisen @SaraEisen]

Whatever you think of Elon, you cannot deny that he will go down as one of the nation’s greatest entrepreneurs, builders, and creators of wealth in history

[Gerry Callahan @GerryCallahan]

Things that triggered the left this week:

- a clean reflecting pool
- a name on a building
- a murderer getting convicted of murder
- a sporting event at the White House
- a successful IPO
- welders and janitors becoming millionaires

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

Bernie Sanders and AOC haven't created a single millionaire.

Elon just created 4,400 millionaires.

Socialism vs. Capitalism

[0HOUR1 @__0HOUR1_]

Hey @TDCJ , this is how your employees talk about murdered white kids like Austin Metcalf.

I expect her to be fired!

@KenPaxtonTX

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

This woman claims to be on the Board of Pardons and Parole in Texas

She allegedly posted this after Karmelo Anthony was found guilty.

We reached out to @TDCJ but they declined to respond

[Daniel Concannon @TooWhiteToTweet]

Last Saturday, soon-to-be high school graduate Breanne Keane was stabbed to death in upstate New York.

Not a single news outlet has published the mugshot of Damian Stewart, the Black man that murdered her.

[Joe Abraham @angeldadjoe]

My daughter Katie is in a grave because an illegal immigrant was drunk driving in Illinois.

Two people died. Three more were injured.

Katie is in a grave.
Our family got a life sentence of grief.

Any thoughts about that?
Or is this “compassion” only one-sided?

@GovPritzker say her name. Katie.

[Adrianne Curry @AdrianneCurry]

@JamieMetzl Youre right. We should go back to topless trans women on the White House lawn m

[Douglas Bubble-Trousers @DouglasBubble]

You can’t think for yourself? https://t.co/IF1fVbGle4

[Douglas Bubble-Trousers @DouglasBubble]

@RandalRauser I’m not aware of any Christian’s that hijacked airplanes and flew them into buildings killing 3k+ people.

[James E. Thorne @DrJStrategy]

Food for thought.

Ignore the Bear Porn

The S&P just tagged 7,500 with bottom‑up targets pointing toward 8,250, and the doomer industrial complex still insists we’re one headline away from financial extinction. They traded a modest 10% pullback like it was the dress rehearsal for 2008, then quietly disappeared when the market delivered one of the fastest V‑shaped recoveries in history and went on to make fresh highs.

The story never changes, only the excuse list does.

In a single quarter, they sold investors a “private credit crisis,” declared software structurally doomed by AI, and promoted a Middle East war narrative built around a catastrophically shut Strait of Hormuz. Reality? Credit bent but didn’t break, software is adapting instead of evaporating, the strait is open, and risk assets shook off the scare far faster than the pundit class could draft their next bearish thread.

The market processed the shock, repriced, and moved on; the doomers simply moved the goalposts.

Meanwhile, fundamentals have the audacity to keep improving. Earnings march higher, and bottom‑up targets now point to an equity market that is not priced for fantasy but for solid, compounding cash flows.

A long‑overdue digital‑asset clarity act is finally on the books, yet much of Wall Street still dismisses Bitcoin as a “scam,” recycling a decade‑old insult because they can’t be bothered to update their priors. It is less analysis than superstition, dressed up in finance jargon.

Layer on geopolitics, and the gap between narrative and reality widens. President Trump and his team gets no credit for brokering de‑escalation and energy‑security arrangements that help keep the global system functioning, even as another terrorist is being taken off the board in Africa in real time.

The same commentators who obsess over tail risks refuse to acknowledge when those tails are actively being managed, hedged, or neutralized. Stability is treated as an accident; instability is always assumed to be permanent.

This is the core tell of the modern doomer: they are never graded on outcomes, only on how scary they sounded at the time. They were wrong on the “collapse” of private credit, wrong on AI instantly vaporizing software economics, wrong on a sustained oil chokehold from Hormuz, and they will be just as wrong if their new fetish is a reflexive 20% crash because of a Warsh taking over the Fed. They do not rethink; they rebrand.

What passes for “prudence” in this crowd is really just performative pessimistic “bear porn” for an audience that confuses anxiety with insight. They sell dread, one crisis costume at a time, while price action and cash flows quietly keep contradicting the script.

The job of serious investors is not to react to the fear merchants; it is to notice that the world is messy, risks are real, and yet, somehow, 7,500 on the S&P is telling you the doom machine is not the one in charge.

S&P 500 Target for 2027 10,000. Ignore the Bear Porn.

Have a nice weekend.

[5FITCEO @5FITCEO]

BREAKING: Don't leave this earth without knowing Jesus, pass it on timeline.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

@EricLDaugh Remove John Thune, today.

[Christian Maxwell For Congress | IL-CD1 @themodpun]

Hey @POTUS people say they want me to win.
I also want to win for all the Conservative voices that have been silenced in corrupt democratic districts like CD1.

An endorsement would most definitely be nice in the future and deeply appreciated.

Sincerely,
Christian Maxwell

[Pascal Najadi (USSF)🇺🇸 @JfkPascalNajadX]

A 19-year-old thug shoves an 84-year-old grandpa from behind, cracks his skull on the pavement and kills him… then whines “bad day” and walks free on probation.

Mainstream media buries the story because the thug is black.

Impeach this woke judge?

A. Yes
B. No.

[Reverend Jordan Wells @WellsJorda89710]

Too many Black churches shout ‘Jesus is Lord’ on Sunday… then vote for abortion, chemical castration of kids, and attacks on religious liberty on Tuesday.
They’re not following Scripture — they’re following the Democrat platform.

When will the Black Church vote the Bible instead of Satan’s agenda?
#BlackChurch #VoteTheBible #ProLife #ReligiousLiberty #FaithOverParty #Christian #BibleFirst

[Douglas Bubble-Trousers @DouglasBubble]

@TrendSpider Yawn.