William Douglas Frew

[William Douglas Frew @DouglasFrew]

@KirriemuirGolf

[William Douglas Frew @DouglasFrew]

My neighbour was hammering on my door at 2.30 this morning. Fortunately for him I was in playing my bagpipes#gee itablaw

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@EmilyMcBryant Thanks for remembering yer auld Grandad. As a special treat I send my foe tay. Love and xxxxs

[William Douglas Frew @DouglasFrew]

@e_frew @kathers68 Same applies to the Great Barrier Reef #stonesandglasshouses

[Ellie Frew @e_frew]

@kathers68 Do you like my first ever tweet?

[William Douglas Frew @DouglasFrew]

Bing sings but Walt Disney#anotherjockjoke

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Does eau-de-Cologne perfume really last for 24 hours? Or should that be a' day Cologne? #Jockjoke

[William Douglas Frew @DouglasFrew]

Toilet Duck -- you'd be as well flushing it down the pan #bacteriaare the boys

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@kathers68 Better to have bad breath than no breath at all#halitosisrulesok

[William Douglas Frew @DouglasFrew]

Listerine takes my breath away #notbeforetime

[William Douglas Frew @DouglasFrew]

Sometimes in life you have eat a shite sandwich and say " yum yum!". #passthetoothpick.

[William Douglas Frew @DouglasFrew]

Rangers chief Charles Green charged by SFA over 'racist' comment http://t.co/FUPu3RPTQo