Douglas Jamison

I am a rocker with wild intentions. I am a human guitar. I created whiskey.Ladies love me.

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I buy everything new because I can...but some of you should follow this fur man & shop ewwwsed. http://t.co/cZvKbeuF

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hey wildwombats of berlin. the time has come for you to enjoy this little morsal from one of my crazed lady fans.... http://t.co/uGEzArd5

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Being a billionaire doesn't count if it's in rupia..or does it?

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Hey idiots this is Douglas Jamison who gives a shiiiizz. yeah I know I rule check out this pic http://t.co/KJ8UkaXi

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Working on a new scent. Ingridants Include: diesel fuel, woodchips, deer blood and coffee grinds. #gonnagetricher

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Guinness book of world record store

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I could really go for some tonsil hockey right about tonight & a Budweiser too #DouglasJamisonRules

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I'm always doing things

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Treadmills are for hamsters and prisoners

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Hey @collegebabe18, u could only wish u were hot like a college babe who is 18. More like a college janitor who is 14

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I follow whoever the shit i want. But thanxRT @Emilianoi206: if youre not following @GALIFIANAKlS from the movie Hang Over! you should! lmao

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Beer + Vodka + Rum + Tequila + Champagne. Effff u liquid death club. Drunk on the reg.

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Now that Osama BL is dead, I can finally set my mind back to partying and spankin sluts... Oh wait, I never stopped

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But seriously people, I wanna hear what it's like to not be famous and hot looking. Must b like hell

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It would Suck really hard to not be good-looking. #JamisonWisdom

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If I can't have a corndog for lunch, I don't wanna eat

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My 2 best friends at this point: Smokey The Bear & The Redwoods forest. I feel so close to rock & roll with those 2

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My car isn't what it used to be after that cliff jumping experiment

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If you know me, u know just how many billboards I've been on. This is #4 http://yfrog.com/h7c47xcj

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I have a very similar voice to Barbara Streisand... Just realized. #Grammys