Douglas Kent

Kinky book author, world traveler

[Douglas Kent @DouglasKent]

Thai gf watching Thai cartoons across the room on her laptop. I can't see the screen. I hear the Pink Panther theme play.
me: Watching Pink Panther, huh?
gf: 😲😲😲
me: ...
gf: How did you know?
me: ...

<one day later>
gf: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?

[Douglas Kent @DouglasKent]

Merry Christmas!

[Douglas Kent @DouglasKent]

FYI: The release date of The Matrix is closer in time to the Jimmy Carter administration than to today.

[Douglas Kent @DouglasKent]

How to remove a securely mounted racist-ass statue yourself
#BLM #BlackLivesMatter #blacklivesmatterprotest #ConfederateMonuments #teardownthestatues #ToppleTheRacists #GeorgeFloydprotest #ToppleTheRacists

[Douglas Kent @DouglasKent]

I can't help but notice that a significant portion of the politicians not taking COVID-19 seriously are also over the age of 60.

[Douglas Kent @DouglasKent]

Stressing out and re-re-reloading Facebook? May I suggest reading a book instead? Turns out I've kinda spent a lot of time getting some ready for you. :)

https://t.co/0L5islhA0P

[Douglas Kent @DouglasKent]

Ich arbeite seit jahren für diesen moment!

[Baumwollseil.de 🪢 Kinky Shopping 🏳️‍🌈 @Baumwollseil_de]

#lesestoff gefällig?
In einer Zeit, in der Workshops rund um Seil & Co nicht möglich sind haben wir die passende Lektüre für Euch. In der Rubrik "Medien" ist eine große Auswahl an Fachbüchern, u. a. von @DouglasKent @CharonVerlag & Shibaku P. Wettstein - Seile haben wir auch^^

[Douglas Kent @DouglasKent]

Just the massive customization options. We offer over 350 million combinations, which is super cool, but logistically... challenging. It pains me to cut custom because no one in the world offers it (either at all or at such an affordable price), but it's gotta go.

[Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark, if you're Masty @PMPAfterdark]

@DouglasKent Discontinuing your rope "line" completely or just the massive customization options?

[Douglas Kent @DouglasKent]

Perfectly normal to me - two geeky reference books. Geeks are rarely geeky about only one subject. :-)

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@DouglasKent To #FlattenTheCurve someone asked for a list of suggested books^^

And @svijee thought it was weird listing his next to your book ^^

[Douglas Kent @DouglasKent]

Truly the last day! 😢

https://t.co/9xmXaZdqZM

(And I just realized I need to make a custom set for myself!)

[Douglas Kent @DouglasKent]

Also, how German is it to have one word that means "version control"?

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@NatalieGrams @MuellerLiesche @pickinese CN BDSM

'Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance' - Robert M Pirsig
'Versionsverwaltung mit Git' - @svijee
'Rogue Hojojutsu' - @douglaskent
'Anders' Saga - Holbein

[Douglas Kent @DouglasKent]

I can't read German, but any list of books that includes "Version Control With Git" can't be bad.

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@NatalieGrams @MuellerLiesche @pickinese CN BDSM

'Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance' - Robert M Pirsig
'Versionsverwaltung mit Git' - @svijee
'Rogue Hojojutsu' - @douglaskent
'Anders' Saga - Holbein

[Douglas Kent @DouglasKent]

Two more days!

https://t.co/9xmXaZdqZM

[Douglas Kent @DouglasKent]

Four more days to get your own custom rope and that's it!

https://t.co/9xmXaZdqZM

[Douglas Kent @DouglasKent]

Harlot Scarlet rope with Cherry Blossom Pink whipping!

https://t.co/9xmXaZdqZM

[Douglas Kent @DouglasKent]

We got a ton of custom orders, so I'm extending orders until Mar 14. There won't be another extension. Custom rope won't be coming back.

This is truly your last chance to get your own style of amazing personalized rope!

https://t.co/9xmXaZdqZM

#shibari #bondage #rope

[Douglas Kent @DouglasKent]

One of my favourite things is walking through my shop and seeing custom rope in production. We offer literally millions of possibilities, so people could really express themselves.
However, custom rope is logistically... demanding, so it's gotta go.
https://t.co/9xmXaZdqZM

[Douglas Kent @DouglasKent]

Yikes! Not much time left!
https://t.co/9xmXaZdqZM

[Douglas Kent @DouglasKent]

Only 6 more days to order your own set of custom jute rope!

https://t.co/uolXmdynsK

[Douglas Kent @DouglasKent]

Only a few more days to order your own set of custom jute!

https://t.co/9xmXaZdqZM

#shibari #jute #bondage