Douglas Moore

Love hiking. Open to anything.

[Douglas Moore @DouglasMoostn]

@billymyknows i'm honestly shocked it took people this long to figure out the secret here

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Like i dont want to fuck i want to BE FUCKED.

[Douglas Moore @DouglasMoostn]

@LoganGonza2dya the shadow in the phone screen at 0:07 is moving independently and nobody cares

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I was a teacher in MO for 28 years & just retired. In our state, and many others, we pay ZERO social security.

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@gAmiNGrOJectiGN screenshot, saved, bookmarked, sent to 5 people

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(あれ？こんなに簡単に本人に告知？)
と思いながら聴く私
左隣にいるR子がどんな顔をしているのか見えない
私はとっさに左手を彼女の薄くなった背中に回した

[Douglas Moore @DouglasMoostn]

あたしの彼氏になりたい人いる？
39歳独身
性格猫 もう無理じゃん？？？？？笑
自己紹介色んな意味で終わってる笑

[Douglas Moore @DouglasMoostn]

this is what the inside of my head sounds like btw

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Golfer Collin Morikawa creating core memory for young fan

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That's not a shitpost. THIS is a shitpost.