Douglas Ream

[Douglas Ream @DouglasReam]

I imagine @JimmyG_10 had a conversation like this. Pats- We’re gonna trade you, you get one veto on who you don’t go to. Jimmy- Oh fuck.

[Douglas Ream @DouglasReam]

@dallascowboys How bout giving me a kicking tryout? You do do worse than me for sure. #whynot #freeagent

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Welcome TO THE BRAND Jeff Heath #ForTheBrand

[Douglas Ream @DouglasReam]

Villanueva be singled out for standing on his own for the national anthem is sad, it's sadder to ask a veteran to not participate. #Steelers

[Douglas Ream @DouglasReam]

Normally no body is at the movies this earlier in the morning.... #MovieTavern #BatmanvSuperman

[Douglas Ream @DouglasReam]

Why have people set up appointments if you make them wait an hour to give blood still?

[Douglas Ream @DouglasReam]

Taking a dump before class, leave the stall, come face to face with my professor his only words "Damn you tore it up in here bro" #brofessor

[Douglas Ream @DouglasReam]

#HIMYMQoutes @jasonsegel you didn't know that one day people would really be saying "hey look how big my cell phone is"

[Douglas Ream @DouglasReam]

Christmas Eve traditions? I watch me some Batman the animated series #ChristmasWithTheJoker

[Douglas Ream @DouglasReam]

The best part of doing childcare? When it's movie time and I get to pick the movie. #Tarzan

[Douglas Ream @DouglasReam]

#SorryLadies I got hair on my chest, and if somewhere in the first 4 times we talk you suggest I shave it #WeWontWorkOut #HairyAndProud

[Douglas Ream @DouglasReam]

Anytime I'm asked what happened after a night of drinking "We drank, we fought, he made his ancestors proud" #Thor #ThingsNobodyCanQuestion

[Douglas Ream @DouglasReam]

Halloween is Saturday and what does my mom do? She put a life sized singing and dancing Santa up in our living room. #ToDamnEarlyForThisShit

[Douglas Ream @DouglasReam]

I watch a teens react to #SuperSmashBros on YouTube today and the only thought in my head was that I would wreck all of them.

[Douglas Ream @DouglasReam]

#StraightRazorShave is the way to go. My face is like a baby's butt that has been powdered with the clouds of heaven. #NoLie

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

RT to support 'car pooling'

[Douglas Ream @DouglasReam]

Real men own up to mistakes. I accepted I messed up. You didn't. You made excuses. You made me feel like shit. #ThatsWhyWeAintFriends

[Douglas Ream @DouglasReam]

@FIROfficial is the best place to meet bros, met some badass mofos at the show and had a blast! @ReaganGloer is a bro among bros!

[Douglas Ream @DouglasReam]

So @budlight I'm #UpForWhatever so can we make some shit happen? #Thanks

[Douglas Ream @DouglasReam]

Play like shit and win. Good for you @Seahawks but that won't work next game. #GetYourShitTogether