Nothing more annoying than spending £45 on a @NandosUK Friday treat and it’s shite, chicken solid and dry better eating the kids plastic ones. #disappointed
@Butlins just wondering why there isn’t any baby change in the males toilets #Bognor on in the females and certain disabled? As a #dad we not meant to change nappies? #equality
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So I said this year I want to compete in a triathlon, problem was I hadn’t swam in 16 years turns out I couldn’t and struggled like fuck if honest I panicked thought I was going to drown even though I could just stand up. Anyway 2... https://t.co/fgkfmNEOhy
Thank god he’s taken that prick off, good job the Liverpool we all been watching over last year not turned up today could have been proper dicked not just the tip. Spurs need to get a grip!
Always nice to have a relaxing bath when 2 kids fighting down stairs and your 4 year old comes in and says sorry daddy I’m going to have a 💩 can’t wait. 👍🏽