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[bruhdude @Dougtert]

@allismendokusai You're not alone in that, if it's any consolation

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

The Great American Novel is actually the television show Deadwood

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

GIRLFRIEND: Incredible. City PD's really tripling down on the "fent exposure" thing. The verisimilitude at this point is just silk-thin and the papers rubber stamp it anyway.

ME: You said it. That very same millipede... well they ought to feed the poor creature better...

[Boomhauer @_Boomhauer]

The importance of a dang ol’ handshake

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

it’s crazy how we’re getting football in the national divorce. the right will continue to alienate themselves from normal human society until they die in a cave somewhere face down in their own shit

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.

[HowlingDisneyAdult @Paynuspain]

Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock during the Oscar’s

[bruhdude @Dougtert]

Grateful to have seen her perform before a showing of Mulholland drive a few years back. Maybe the greatest live music experience I've ever witnessed. RIP

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

Just learned that Rebekah Del Rio passed away a few days ago. RIP to an incredible voice

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

My statement on the Trump administration's illegal military actions and the wars that must end.

[Ben @as_someone_who]

I hate this stupid fucking country so much. I hate Israel. these wretched freaks are going to destroy the whole world

[bruhdude @Dougtert]

@allismendokusai Dude he's SO horny, it's too much. Every single book. I admire his commitment to the bit

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Boy Who Grew Up Playing New Vegas Still Enjoys It as Grown Woman
https://t.co/te4KWODfZO

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

Happy 4 year anniversary to this random video I made at 2am on New Year’s Day

[Jane Schoenbrun @sapphicspielbrg]

How crazy would it be if a bunch of good shit all of a sudden started happening at some point in our lives instead of a bunch of bad shit

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

just catching up on the news, i've been offline for a while. jesus christ. rip michael jackson

[no earthquake (undignified) @no_earthquake]

wow, yikes, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his work as an assassin. had no idea he was ordering starbucks despite the boycotts