Courtney Allen

Mom of 1 💙, animal lover, swearing enthusiast, politically opinionated feminist, hockey fanatic, makeup addict, lover of tall, dark, handsome men w/ accents.

[Courtney Allen @Dourtney17]

I’m just crying right now. Dementia is a horrible disease. It took the greatest woman I know in my great-grandmother and now my grandmother is suffering. My Mom is setting up her medical and financial care and I got this message. Today is a blessing for she remembers. Tomorrow...

[Courtney Allen @Dourtney17]

@boydcoy32_2 @pro_gator @waterute The Pie and Red Iguana for sure the rest are chains. Porcupine, Bohemian for brunch is amazing, Cotton Bottom, and Oktoberfest is going on as well if you want to take a drive up the canyon. It’s a great time!

[nehir @nehironr]

Pain in Mac Miller kinda way. RIP Fez.🤍🕊️

[Courtney Allen @Dourtney17]

@Bobbyray1971 @ReallyAmerican1 No one died because of their actions, they didn’t steal anything, they didn’t fight police, they didn’t vandalize anything, but yes please tell me more about how this is on par with Jan. 6th

[Courtney Allen @Dourtney17]

@taylorswift13 @ShearerPhoto @GettyImages Ok so you’ll never see this, but shooting my shot! My boss is coming to Las Vegas for your concert and you have to acknowledge her. I’ve never met a more devoted person, she is always putting others first and works so hard to take care of her staff. Give Kari Mason a shout out!!

[Courtney Allen @Dourtney17]

@UrbanDecay And my crazy girl Matrix

[Courtney Allen @Dourtney17]

@UrbanDecay This is my sweet girl Murphy

[Courtney Allen @Dourtney17]

@dotspretzels OMG you made my year!!! I just have to make my 1/2 a bag last until summer……thanks @dotspretzels for making 2023 sweet!!!

[Courtney Allen @Dourtney17]

Dear @dotspretzels please, I beg of you, make cinnamon sugar pretzels a part of your regular products. They have gotten me through my dieting and sweet tooth cravings and I am almost out. I love them so very much and need them!!!! Thank you for your time #dotspretzels #giveme

[Courtney Allen @Dourtney17]

@BasedMikeLee This, uh didn’t work the way you wanted did it?! And for not looking well, he got you idiots to commit to leaving Medicare and social security alone!

[Courtney Allen @Dourtney17]

Imagine people of the future reading about this in the National Archives!!! @chrissyteigen is my #hero

[Courtney Allen @Dourtney17]

@tedcruz Listen Raphael, tell me the lie! If you’re soooo proud of your heritage, then go by your name! Oh and your hair still looks ridiculous

[Courtney Allen @Dourtney17]

@BobbieB4761 @rdb82414005 @SpeakerMcCarthy You can’t possibly be serious? You do realize Trump votes exclusively by mail & what about absentee ballots for military serving overseas, they serve our country but can’t vote. Oh & Utah is primarily vote by mail for YEARS and it’s a VERY red state. Oh and it’s a states issue!

[Courtney Allen @Dourtney17]

Dear @amazon your commercial for the #firetvcube is great except the @ring doorbell chime goes off & it takes at least 5 minutes to convince my dog that no one is trying to break in & murder us, so it’s really causing some guard dog issues. #goldendoodle #murphytheguarddoodette

[Courtney Allen @Dourtney17]

No prefacing remarks, just sending love and healing to the Cruz family and I’m hoping their daughter is well and getting help. #MentalHealthAwareness so much and it’s another reminder of how we need to treat each other better because we don’t know the battles others face.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

“That’s cute. Don’t give a s--t. … Hope he liked it.”

Cameron Rising on Caleb Williams painting “F--k Utah” on his nails

(via @treywallace)

[Razor @TheDaytonBadGuy]

Have you guys heard that Caleb Williams is limping?

[Courtney Allen @Dourtney17]

When will someone get #KanyeWest under a conservatorship & get him help. He is dangerous the #Holocaust happened & it was a mass slaughter of #jews it’s abhorrent for people to deny this. I stand with the #jewishcommunity quit making excuses for #Antisemitism & #racism

[. @MarisaKabas]

kanye west has lost his fucking mind.

[Chrisimmons03 @chrisimmons03]

Caleb Williams really put Fuck Utah on his nails just to lose by 23 in the pac 12 championship game #utahvsusc #CFBPlayoff

[Courtney Allen @Dourtney17]

Respect @Utah_Football

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Utah is awesome to watch. Tough team… both mentally and physically.

What. A. Game.