Verdadeiro Mestre

[pizzy @pizzy_kay]

20 goals a season for a DEFENSIVE MIDFIELDER is crazy

[Z 🇧🇷🇵🇹🇩🇿 @Zx12Jr]

This is literally the GREATEST statement in history of football.

[elejas @elegas027]

me deparei com um vídeo no tiktok sobre o que leva uma mulher a trair o marido. eis que as primeiras respostas são

[Martin VII @Nedao454]

🚨 Alvaro Arbeloa: "The assassination of the austrian archduke Franz Ferdinand WAS MY FAULT."

[Goku Millonario @gokumillonario_]

El auto con el que va a llegar Valverde al entrenamiento del Real Madrid una vez que se recupere:

[maldidown @maldiidown]

*todo el vestuario del madrid dándose de ostias*

mastantuono intentando integrarse:

[Chico em crise Madrid @TiochicoMadrid]

MENDY Chegando pra tentar separar a briga:

[Siya🇿🇦 @uuMaSiya]

Valverde's Argentine wife looking at him after he got ass whooped by a black man

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

modern problems require modern solutions

[2𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓴𝓮𝔂𝔂 @nomodeath]

The day I smoke a blunt on the balcony of a house I own, I might shed a tear becuase I'll know I finally made it

[evin @EvinKnowsBall]

The Eagles until you force Jalen Hurts to throw

[b @1bronclair]

Probably more productive to stare at a wall for an hour than watch reels

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Role model nation