From some dude named "Luke" on Fakebook ( I laughed out loud on this one):
"Fuck my life , Before anyone starts, no, sheโs not been neglected, abandoned or rescued from a shipwreck in the North Atlantic. The daft little bastard has been out in the garden, in the rain. Sheโs got an entire house to sit in. Warm beds, soft blankets, central heating, food on demand and two fully grown idiots who wait on her like sheโs the fucking Queen of England. But no. Apparently today was the perfect day to go outside and audition for the role of a drowned Victorian orphan. And rather than dry herself off somewhere sensible, sheโs dragged her soaking wet carcass upstairs and collapsed on the bedding like sheโs just walked 400 miles through enemy territory to deliver an urgent message from the front. Look at her!! She looks like somebodyโs tried to clean a chimney with a fucking toilet brush.
And the expression on her face!!! Like the humans are the bastards responsible for the weather!!
Iโm half expecting her to cough up a tiny bit of seawater and whisper, โTell my story.โ ยฃ50 says sheโll be demanding Dreamies within the hour. Has anybody else got a cat with absolutely no survival instincts, or have we somehow adopted the worldโs first waterproofing failure with whiskers?"
Just had to share. I laughed so hard!
ITV 3 have finally shown the episode of #Corrie where Blanche slags off Postman Pat ๐
"Nowt but propaganda is this! And, as for Mrs Goggins, she'll be cowering behind 3 inch glass with a baseball bat under the counter".
British singer Sheila Diamondโs rendition of โFree From Desireโ, performed at the Eastward Club in Chorley (Lancashire), is taking the internet by storm
Pure boomer masterclass ๐