Knight shift 🕊

KK 🌧 :33 nb they/them 🌧 meme baron 🪽 occasional draw-er 🎉banner edit by @Nonnerbird

[Knight shift 🕊 @DoveLoctor]

pinned tweet attempt 1.2!
I'm KK! I use a dove fursona (me!)+ gryphon OC named Grift
you can call me KK, or Grift

I try my best keep this spot sfw, but expect some pg-13 language/themes (please follow responsibly!)

fa: Fantail
ko-fi: DoveLoctor
Tumblr: BirdButt

[Knight shift 🕊 @DoveLoctor]

@NonnerBird are you even allowed to exacerbate in public?

[Knight shift 🕊 @DoveLoctor]

saw the most enchanting creature portrayed on the side of this van at a stop light today

[Knight shift 🕊 @DoveLoctor]

he was making a joke about my face mask. boring. over done. uninteresting.
the opener there really made me think we were gonna get wild :/

at least the lady after him said my aura smelled nice :'3

[Knight shift 🕊 @DoveLoctor]

getting in the elevator at work and the person who gets in after me asks "are you afraid to look in a mirror?" right as the doors close

fml

[Knight shift 🕊 @DoveLoctor]

@NonnerBird scotch tape makes for a pretty nice date if you're looking for something with a lil personality

[Knight shift 🕊 @DoveLoctor]

any1 want to come over to my tiny no ac apartment, take too many mushrooms, and watch scary youtube vids in the dark for the next 6-10 hours? I'm trying to avoid doing laundry

[Knight shift 🕊 @DoveLoctor]

@NonnerBird BEN PERKINS
BEN PERKINS
BEN PERKINS

[Knight shift 🕊 @DoveLoctor]

worst part is when I mentioned "silly" fights/kills in KB to compare he was all "yeah, but it's a kung-fu film"

what does that even mean?????????? delete my number immediately

[Knight shift 🕊 @DoveLoctor]

I really hate talking about movies with guys because how is Inglorious Bastards too over the top and cartoony but NOT Kill Bill????
(he could not give any examples from the movie of what he meant by "cartoony")

[Knight shift 🕊 @DoveLoctor]

I guess it's been a thing today lol this nurse stressed
sorry girl (assigned guy for today)

[Knight shift 🕊 @DoveLoctor]

trying to check in for a Dr appointment at a stupid automated kiosk and when it had me select my gender it switched from "other" to "male" when I hit next page

a) did the same thing when I tried hitting female too
b) assigned male at check in

[Knight shift 🕊 @DoveLoctor]

if birds could vape seagulls would 100% be doing it

[Knight shift 🕊 @DoveLoctor]

is it for me to eat¿??????????????????????????????????

[Knight shift 🕊 @DoveLoctor]

fuck I need to figure out how to set up some kinda bird feeder cam cause I just watched a bluejay trade half a peanut for one of the whole shelled ones I leave out and ?????????? where did you get that???? it looks honey roasted?????????????????? where did you get that?????????

[Knight shift 🕊 @DoveLoctor]

tfw ur boss compliments ur killing :3c

[Knight shift 🕊 @DoveLoctor]

the fucking thrill I felt when the dr looked at my records/xrays then asked if I knew what malpractice meant