Come give us money. Our slot machines win 98 percent of the time!
Also we define “win” as you betting $1 and winning 1 penny because the state didn’t define it for us. That’s a win!
We would like to apologize for this tweet. This was sent out by our intern Brennan. He was way out of line and this does NOT reflect the new rules. It’s a FLESHLIGHT you have to fuck.
Again apologies for the typo.
Throw Back Thursday... June 7, 2014... @tracymorgan show at @doverdowns Hotel & Casino in Delaware... we drove home and we were hit by a Walmart truck... 8 years ago... We lost our good friend Jimmy Mac McNair... RIP JIMMY MAC!
Great special! If you get too drunk on our property instead of calling the cops we will offer you a free hotel stay! Some exclusions* apply.
*not available for non-whites. Sorry. We don’t make the rules. Meaning there’s no formal rule but somehow it just turns out this way.
This Memorial Day we support all the soldiers who have made the greatest of sacrifices for this country. Carry on our wayward sons, daughters and thems.