Derek Dowd🐋

Twitter is disgusting and that’s why I’m here

[Derek Dowd🐋 @Dowder21]

@SleeperHQ tyrod Taylor got 24 rushing yards(the line was 23.5) according to your app, but your app also says it didn’t hit…can you fix this?

[Derek Dowd🐋 @Dowder21]

@SleeperHQ bruh - I’m a cheap better but give me my money

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Bidets are considered a "key green technology"

Using bidets instead of toilet paper in the United States would save an estimated 15 million trees a year and billions of gallons of water

[Derek Dowd🐋 @Dowder21]

@cseff_53 Damn, look at you not swearing - that’s impressive

[Derek Dowd🐋 @Dowder21]

@em_simonson Lol your standards are too high - we ain’t that great, try girls

[Pedia @pedia]

Did Pluto dirty 😭

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

This rules

[Derek Dowd🐋 @Dowder21]

@Starting9 If you can’t beat em join em

[Derek Dowd🐋 @Dowder21]

@cseff_53 Ummmmmmm Dallas????

[Derek Dowd🐋 @Dowder21]

Ask yourself: What would Aaron Rodgers do to make sure the Packers draft him a fun toy? Maybe threaten to leave??? Trust our lord and savior Aaron Rodgers #ManOfThePeople

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Shane Griffith won an NCAA wrestling national championship this past weekend.

The interesting part?

He wore a plain black singlet, refusing to represent Stanford Athletics.

Here's why...

Time for thread 👇👇👇

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

Here’s how Bruce Buffer introducing Mike Tyson would go (via @hotboxinpodcast) https://t.co/pmmLb9O0RT

[Roaring Kitty @TheRoaringKitty]

https://t.co/moIXVi8M9A

[Derek Dowd🐋 @Dowder21]

@cseff_53

[Emily @livingbreadgurl]

How the FUCK did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?

[Derek Dowd🐋 @Dowder21]

@Bossman_10K

[Derek Dowd🐋 @Dowder21]

Never forget

[Theatre Greeter @TheatrePeas]

Is Shia LaBeouf wasted or the greatest method actor of our generation?

[Derek Dowd🐋 @Dowder21]

@UberFacts Spanish

[Big 🐰 @FreddieGibbs]

When I see Uzi